Incorrect Quotes List — Page 7 of 8

4-character quotes

• AWho drank the potion of giant strength?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  Character D accidentally lifts the entire tavern.

  D...Me.

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• AWe're running low on supplies.

  BI've got a sword.

  CI've got a map.

  DI've got twelve sandwiches and a spare cape.

  ACharacter D, you're our new quartermaster.

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• AThe wizard says one of us is the chosen one.

  BMe.

  CMe.

  DMe.

  AThe wizard is pointing at the dog.

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• AOur airship is under attack by sky pirates!

  BBattle stations!

  CI'll man the cannons!

  DI'll make tea for after the battle!

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• AThe elves challenged us to a dance-off.

  BWe can't dance.

  CThe elves don't know that.

  DLet's do the one move we know. Forty times.

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• AOur map is upside down.

  BThat explains the volcano.

  CAnd the sea serpent.

  DAnd why we're in a different kingdom.

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• AThe oracle will answer one question.

  BHow do we defeat the dark lord?

  CWill we survive?

  DIs it okay to pet the oracle's cat?

  The oracle answers Character D. The answer is yes.

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5-character quotes

• AWhy is there a horse on the stairs?

  BLong story.

  CShort story, actually.

  DMedium story.

  EI bought a horse.

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• ARoll call! Who's here?

  BHere.

  CPresent.

  DUnfortunately.

  EI'm in the vents.

  AWhy are you in the vents?

  ESnack storage.

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• AWho brought the inflatable shark?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  DNot me.

  EBruce is not "inflatable." Bruce is emotionally real.

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• AWho's ready for the road trip?

  BMe!

  CMe!

  DI packed only snacks.

  EI forgot shoes.

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• ARoll call! Character B?

  BHere.

  ACharacter C?

  CHere.

  ACharacter D?

  DPresent.

  ACharacter E?

  Character E is on the roof.

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• AOkay, who started the pillow fight?

  BCharacter C.

  CCharacter D.

  DCharacter E.

  EIt was destiny.

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• AWhy is the kitchen covered in flour?

  BWe tried to make a cake.

  CIt exploded.

  DWe're not sure how.

  EI think I added the fireworks too early.

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• AI've organized a totally normal game night.

  BWhy is there a smoke machine?

  CAnd a disco ball?

  DAnd a mariachi band?

  EThis is the best game night ever.

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• ADid anyone see where the hamster went?

  BNot me.

  CCheck the cereal box.

  DCheck the piano.

  EFound it. It was in my hood the whole time.

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• AWe need a group name.

  BThe Avengers.

  CTaken.

  DThe Snack Squad.

  EThe Five Disasters.

  AThat's the one.

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• AFive people. One car. Who's sitting in the middle?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  DNot me.

  Character E is already sitting in the middle, wearing a seatbelt and a party hat.

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• ALet's play the floor is lava.

  BWe're in a library.

  CQuietly, then.

  Character D and Character E are already standing on the bookshelves.

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• AOkay, I'm ordering pizza. What does everyone want?

  BPepperoni.

  CPineapple.

  DExtra cheese.

  EWaffles.

  AThat's not pizza.

  EWaffle pizza.

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• AMovie night! Pick a movie.

  BAction.

  CComedy.

  DDocumentary.

  ESomething with a dog.

  Three hours later, they're still arguing in the menu.

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• AI organized a fun team-building retreat!

  BIs it in a forest?

  AYes.

  CIs there no internet?

  AYes!

  DIs it mandatory?

  EI'm already packing my escape route.

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• ALet's all say something nice about each other.

  BCharacter C has nice shoes.

  CCharacter D is... Tall.

  DCharacter E breathes efficiently.

  ECharacter A came up with this terrible idea.

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• AI'm the smartest person in this group.

  BYou thought the sun was a big lightbulb.

  CYou tried to microwave ice cream.

  DYou asked if fish get thirsty.

  EYou're definitely the smartest in this room right now. The room is empty except for us.

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• AWho wants to help me move this weekend?

  BI'm busy.

  CI'm washing my hair.

  DI have a thing.

  EWhat thing?

  DAvoiding moving.

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• AHow do I look?

  BGreat.

  CLovely.

  DStunning.

  EYour shirt is inside out.

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• ALet's take a group photo!

  BEveryone say "cheese!"

  CI'm lactose intolerant.

  DSay "broccoli" then.

  ENobody wants to say "broccoli."

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• AI'm in charge of the group budget.

  BYou spent half of it on stickers.

  CAnd the other half on a giant inflatable flamingo.

  DTo be fair, the flamingo is great.

  EThe flamingo is our only asset.

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• AI've planned the perfect weekend.

  BDoes it involve hiking?

  AYes.

  CPass.

  DPass.

  EI'll come if there's a gift shop.

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• AMovie night. What are we watching?

  BHorror.

  CComedy.

  DDocumentary about snails.

  EWhatever puts me to sleep fastest.

  AThe snail documentary it is.

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• AWho's in charge of directions?

  BNot me.

  CLast time I led us into a lake.

  DI can't read maps.

  EI'll just follow the ducks. They seem to know where they're going.

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• AI made breakfast for everyone!

  BIt's black.

  CIt's crunchy.

  DIt's smoking.

  EIt's... Breakfast.

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• AI'm sorry, I'm a lot to handle.

  BThat's why there are five of us.

  CWe work in shifts.

  DI'm on Tuesdays.

  EI'm on snacks.

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• AEveryone, I have an announcement.

  BYou're moving?

  CYou're quitting?

  DYou're a spy?

  EYou adopted another cat?

  A...I adopted three cats.

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• AI don't think I can finish the marathon.

  BWe'll run with you.

  CWalk with you.

  DCrawl with you, if we have to.

  EI'll drive the car alongside with the snacks.

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• AI'm the new kid.

  BSit with us.

  CWe have room.

  DWe always have room.

  EWant half of my sandwich?

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• AI'm sorry I forgot the plan today.

  BIt's okay.

  CWe all forget things.

  DI forgot my own birthday last year.

  EWe still threw you a party.

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• AThanksgiving at my place this year?

  BI'll bring the pie.

  CI'll bring the salad.

  DI'll bring the board games.

  EI'll bring my grandma. Grandma has stories.

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• AWhy are all of you in my hospital room?

  BYou broke your leg.

  CWe brought balloons.

  DAnd comic books.

  EAnd we're signing your cast with very dramatic drawings.

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• ALet's start a book club.

  BOur first book should be something funny.

  CI'll make the snacks.

  DI'll host.

  EI'll pretend I read the book.

  AThat's the spirit.

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• AI'm moving away next week.

  BWe'll visit.

  CWe'll video call every Friday.

  DWe'll send care packages.

  EWe'll write letters, like old-fashioned pen pals.

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• AMy dog is sick.

  BWe'll come over.

  CI'll bring the dog treats.

  DI'll bring the blanket.

  EI'll sit with you as long as you need.

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• AI'm so lucky to have friends like you.

  BWe're the lucky ones.

  CGroup hug!

  DEveryone in!

  ECareful, I'm holding hot chocolate.

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• AThank you for coming to my graduation.

  BWouldn't miss it.

  CWe cried the whole time.

  DHappy tears.

  EI made a sign that says "PROUD OF YOU" in glitter.

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• ACan someone tell Character B and Character C to just confess already?

  DI tried. They told me they're "just friends."

  EThey're sharing a scarf right now.

  BFor warmth.

  CFriendship warmth.

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• AWhy are Character B and Character C sharing a milkshake?

  DIt's romantic.

  EIt's disgusting.

  BIt's chocolate.

  CAnd it's ours.

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• AMatchmaking challenge: everyone gets a secret crush card.

  BI got Character C.

  CI got Character B.

  DI got Character E.

  EWait, this is real?

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• ACharacter B, you're blushing again.

  BI'm not.

  CCharacter D complimented Character B's hair.

  DIt's really nice hair.

  EThis is the best thing that has happened all week.

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• AValentine's Day party at my place!

  BWill there be chocolates?

  CWill there be music?

  DWill there be dancing?

  EWill Character B finally confess to Character C?

  BPlease stop.

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• AWho wrote this love poem on the fridge?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  DNot me.

  Character E slowly backs out of the kitchen.

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• ALet's play truth or dare.

  BTruth.

  CWho do you have a crush on?

  BI choose dare instead.

  DCoward.

  EWe all know it's Character D.

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• AWedding planning meeting! Character B and Character C are getting married!

  DFinally!

  EI've been waiting six years for this.

  BWe've been dating for six months.

  EI knew earlier than you did.

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• AWhy does Character B keep looking at the door?

  CCharacter D promised to come.

  EAnd Character B put on a new shirt.

  Character D walks in. Character B drops a cup.

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• AGroup date night!

  BI'm bringing Character C.

  DI'm bringing Character E.

  AAnd I'm bringing a very good book.

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• ADid Character B just ask Character C out?

  DIn the middle of the cafeteria.

  EWith a banner.

  CI said yes, by the way.

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• AThe dungeon has five doors.

  BOne for each of us!

  CThat's how horror stories start.

  DI'll take the door with the snacks.

  EHow do you know there are snacks?

  DI can smell them.

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• AWe need to cross the bridge, but the troll wants a riddle answered.

  BI love riddles.

  CYou've never solved a riddle.

  DLet me try. Is the answer "a bridge?"

  EThe troll is crying. Why is the troll crying?

  DIt was "a bridge."

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• AOur party of five is ready.

  BThe warrior.

  CThe wizard.

  DThe rogue.

  EThe cleric.

  AAnd me, the one who carries everything.

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• AThe dragon has kidnapped the king.

  BLet's go save the king!

  COr we could negotiate.

  DWith what?

  EI have cookies.

  The dragon releases the king for cookies.

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• AThe five sacred stones must be returned to the temple.

  BI have the red one.

  CI have the blue one.

  DI have the green one.

  EI have the yellow one.

  AWho has the purple one?

  Nobody has the purple one.

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• AWe need to cross the river of lava.

  BI'll build a bridge.

  CI'll cast a cooling spell.

  DI'll ride the eagle.

  EThere's a bridge right there.

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• ABattle formation!

  BShields up front!

  CArchers in the back!

  DHealers in the middle!

  ESnack table off to the side!

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• AThe castle is haunted.

  BBy what?

  CA ghost that only tells bad jokes.

  DThat's terrifying.

  EI think it's charming.

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• AThe witch said one of us will become a hero.

  BMe!

  CMe!

  DMe!

  EThe witch was looking at the goat.

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