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2-character quotes

• AI had a terrible day.

  Character B silently hands Character A a blanket, a cookie, and the remote.

  A...Okay, maybe it's getting better.

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• ADo you think I'm annoying?

  BYes.

  AOh.

  BYou're my favorite kind of annoying, though. The kind I would miss.

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• AI planted a garden for you.

  BIt's one cactus.

  AIt's a very sturdy garden. Like our friendship.

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• BI made you a playlist for your exam.

  AAww. What's on it?

  BForty minutes of me saying "you can do it."

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• AI had a bad day.

  BDo you want advice, a hug, or snacks?

  AYes.

  BAll three it is.

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• AWhy do you always save me the window seat?

  BBecause your face does a happy thing when you see clouds.

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• AI didn't get the job.

  BTheir loss. Want to build a blanket fort and complain about them?

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• BYou remembered my birthday!

  AI set seven reminders. You are very important to me.

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• AI made you a friendship bracelet.

  BIt says "FREINDS."

  AIt's handmade. Mistakes are part of the charm.

  BI'm never taking it off.

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• AThanks for always listening to me ramble.

  BYour rambles are my favorite podcast.

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• AI'm scared of the dark.

  BMe too. Let's be scared together. I brought a flashlight and three nightlights.

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• AYou've been yawning all afternoon.

  BI'm fine.

  AOkay. Lie down. I'll handle everything for an hour.

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• AI failed my driving test.

  BFirst try?

  AThird.

  BThen the fourth one is going to be legendary. I'll bring a sign.

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• ADo you ever feel like you don't belong anywhere?

  BSometimes. But then I sit next to you, and it goes away.

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• BWhy is there a sandwich in my bag?

  AYou forgot lunch three days in a row. I'm taking over.

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• AI'm sorry I was grumpy earlier.

  BIt's okay. Grumpy you still gets a seat at the table.

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• ATeach me how to knit?

  BIt might take a while.

  AThat's fine. I just want to hang out with you while you do it.

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• AYou're going to do great at your recital.

  BWhat if I mess up?

  AThen I'll clap louder.

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• AI have a surprise for you.

  Character A hands Character B a mug that says "World's Okayest Best Friend."

  BThis is the nicest thing anyone has ever given me.

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• AI adopted a stray cat.

  BYou adopted a stray me, too, back in school.

  ABest decision I ever made. Both times.

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• BI can't sleep.

  AWant me to read you the most boring book I own?

  BYes, please.

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• AI'm not good enough.

  BWrong. Try again with the correct answer.

  A...I'm good enough?

  BGood. Now say it like you mean it.

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• AI got you flowers.

  BThese are weeds.

  AThey're flowers that believed in themselves.

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• ADo you want to hold hands?

  BWe're in a crowded train.

  AExactly. So we don't lose each other.

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• BWhy are you smiling at me like that?

  AI'm not allowed to smile at the best part of my day?

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• AI think I like you.

  BYou think?

  AI'm ninety-nine percent sure. The last percent is just nerves.

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• ADance with me.

  BThere's no music.

  AI'll hum. Badly. Please dance with me anyway.

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• AI saved you a seat.

  BYou've saved me a seat every day for a year.

  AAnd I'll keep doing it.

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• BYou're wearing my hoodie.

  AIt's our hoodie now. Relationships are about sharing.

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• AI wrote you a poem.

  BRead it!

  ARoses are red, I'm bad at rhyme, I'd like to hang out with you all of the time.

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• ACan I tell you a secret?

  BAlways.

  AYou're the reason I like Mondays now.

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• ALook, a shooting star! Make a wish.

  BI already have what I wished for.

  A...Was it pizza?

  BIt was you, but also pizza.

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• AAre you cold?

  BA little.

  Character A hands over their jacket, their scarf, and one glove.

  ASorry, I need the other glove.

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• AHow did you know I needed a hug?

  BYou were doing the sad eyebrow thing.

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• AMovie night?

  BOnly if you promise not to fall asleep on me.

  Twenty minutes later, Character A is asleep on Character B.

  BWorth it.

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• AWe should get matching keychains.

  BThat's so cheesy.

  AI already bought them.

  B...Which one is mine?

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• BI made you dinner.

  AYou can't cook.

  BI made you cereal with love.

  AThat's the best dinner I've ever had.

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• AI counted the freckles on your hand.

  BHow many?

  ANot enough. I'll have to count them again tomorrow.

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• AWhy are you blushing?

  BI'm not blushing. My face is just warm because you're standing too close.

  AShould I move?

  BAbsolutely not.

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• AI got lost on the way here.

  BHow? You've been here a hundred times.

  AI was thinking about you and walked past it twice.

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• ALet's watch the sunrise together.

  BThat means waking up at five.

  AI'll bring coffee and a blanket.

  BFine, but only because it's you.

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• AYou make everything better.

  BEven math homework?

  AEven math homework. And that's a big deal.

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• AI memorized your favorite song.

  BYou hate that song.

  AI hate that song a little less now.

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• BCan you stay a little longer?

  AI was hoping you'd ask.

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• AEvery time you laugh, I forget what I was going to say.

  BYou were going to say you love me.

  AOh. Right. That.

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• AYour hand looks cold.

  BIt's not.

  AIt looks cold. I should hold it. For science.

  B...It's freezing, actually.

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• AI'll love you until the stars burn out.

  BThat's a long time.

  AThen I'll love you a little after that, just to be sure.

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• AWhy do you always steal my hoodies?

  BThey smell like you.

  AYou could just hug me.

  BI could do both.

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• AI wasn't staring at you.

  BYou walked into a door.

  AThe door was staring at you too. I was defending your honor.

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• ACan I tell you something embarrassing?

  BAlways.

  AI practiced saying hi to you for a week before we met.

  BHow did it go?

  AI said "hi" and then "thank you." To a hello.

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• AWhat do you want for your birthday?

  BYou, on the couch, watching a terrible movie.

  AThat's every Friday.

  BExactly. Best present ever, fifty-two times a year.

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• BI have a confession.

  AYou ate my leftovers?

  BI like you. A lot.

  A...Did you also eat my leftovers?

  BYes.

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• AThe dragon is asleep. We sneak past quietly.

  BGot it.

  Character B steps on a squeaky floorboard. The dragon opens one eye.

  BHi. Love your scales.

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• AI'll distract the guards.

  BHow?

  AInterpretive dance.

  BThat's our worst plan yet.

  It works perfectly.

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• AI can see the future.

  BWhat do you see?

  AYou're about to trip over that root.

  Character B trips over the root.

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• AThis sword was forged in the heart of a volcano.

  BIt says "Made in a small village" on the handle.

  AA volcano-themed village.

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• AEvery chosen one needs a sidekick.

  BAre you calling me the sidekick?

  AI'm calling you the brains of the operation, which is way better.

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• AThe potion will make us invisible.

  They drink it. Nothing happens.

  BDid it work?

  AI can still see you, so either it failed or we're both invisible and it's very awkward.

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• AQuick, say the magic word!

  BPlease?

  The door opens.

  AI can't believe that worked.

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• AOur quest begins at dawn.

  BCan it begin at brunch instead?

  A...Fine, but you're carrying the map.

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• BIs that a wild unicorn?

  ADon't make eye contact. They're very judgmental.

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• AI challenge you to a duel!

  BWith what?

  ARiddles. Prepare to be mildly confused.

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• AThe ancient tomb is protected by a terrible curse.

  BWhat kind of curse?

  AEvery visitor gets a song stuck in their head forever.

  BThat's the worst thing I've ever heard.

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• AI summoned a familiar!

  A very small frog appears.

  BIt's... Intimidating?

  AIts name is Destroyer.

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