Incorrect Quotes List — Page 5 of 8

3-character quotes

• AI forgot my lunch.

  BHere, have half of mine.

  CHave half of mine, too.

  ANow I have more food than both of you.

  CThat's how family math works.

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• AI'm moving to a new city.

  BWe'll visit every month.

  CAnd text every day.

  AYou don't have to do that.

  BWe're going to anyway.

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• AI don't have anyone to spend the holidays with.

  BYes, you do.

  CYou have us. And we've already bought you a stocking.

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• AGroup hug!

  BI hate group hugs.

  Character B is first in line for the group hug.

  CSure you do.

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• AI passed my exam!

  BWe knew you would!

  CWe made a cake. It says "WE KNEW IT."

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• AWhy are you two here?

  BYou said you weren't feeling well.

  CSo we brought soup, blankets, and your favorite movie.

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• AI made a mistake at work today.

  BEveryone does.

  CLast week I emailed my boss a picture of my cat by accident.

  A...That actually makes me feel better.

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• BCan we have a sleepover?

  AWe're thirty.

  CI already brought the sleeping bags.

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• AI'm so lucky to have friends like you.

  BWe're the lucky ones.

  CAgreed. Now stop making me emotional before I cry into the popcorn.

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• AHappy birthday, Character C!

  BWe planned a surprise party!

  CYou told me about it.

  AWe were too excited to keep the secret.

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• ALet's make a time capsule.

  BWhat do we put in it?

  CA picture of us, so future us remember how great we are.

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• AI'm nervous about the interview.

  BYou're going to be amazing.

  CAnd if they don't hire you, we'll write them a strongly worded letter.

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• AYou didn't have to help me move.

  BOf course we did.

  CAlso, you promised pizza.

  AThere it is.

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• AI'm lost.

  BShare your location.

  CWe're coming. Stay where you are. Buy a hot chocolate.

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• AI wrote each of you a thank-you card.

  BFor what?

  AFor being there when nobody else was.

  CI'm framing this.

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• AI can't believe you two drove three hours to see my play.

  BFront row seats.

  CWe even made a banner. It's glittery.

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• BThe baby bird fell out of the nest.

  AGently. Gently.

  CI got the ladder.

  The three of them spend an hour carefully returning one small bird home.

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• AAre you two holding hands?

  BNo.

  CYes.

  B...We're holding hands for warmth.

  AIt's summer.

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• ACharacter B, why are you blushing?

  BI'm not.

  CThey are. They just read the note I left.

  AWhat did it say?

  CThat's private. And it rhymed.

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• AI think Character B likes you.

  CWhat? No way.

  BI'm literally standing right here.

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• AWhy do you two keep staring at each other?

  BWe're not staring.

  CWe're appreciating the view.

  AI'm leaving.

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• AAre Character B and Character C dating yet?

  BNo.

  CNot officially.

  ASo that's a yes.

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• ACharacter B, ask Character C to the dance already.

  BWhat if Character C says no?

  CI'm right here and I'm saying yes.

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• BHow did you two meet?

  ACharacter C spilled coffee on me.

  CAnd then I bought a replacement coffee and a muffin as an apology.

  AThe muffin sealed the deal.

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• ACharacter C, why are you holding Character B's hand?

  CSafety. It's a crowded street.

  AWe're in the living room.

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• AI made a playlist for our road trip.

  BWhy are all the songs love songs?

  CDon't ask questions you don't want answers to.

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• AI'm third-wheeling again, aren't I?

  BNo!

  CA little. But you're our favorite third wheel.

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• AYou two are so obvious.

  BObvious about what?

  AYou wrote each other's names on your coffee cups.

  CThat's for organization.

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• BI wrote Character C a love letter, but I'm too scared to give it.

  AI'll give it.

  BNo!

  CAlready reading it. It's beautiful.

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• APlease stop flirting in the group chat.

  BWe're not flirting.

  CWe're discussing sunsets. Romantically.

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• AI'm officially the matchmaker in this friend group.

  BYou set Character C and me up by locking us in a closet.

  AAnd it worked.

  CIt did work.

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• ADo you think Character C likes me?

  BCharacter C made you a scarf.

  APeople make scarves all the time.

  BIt has your initials on it.

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• AHow was your date?

  BWe talked for six hours.

  CWe forgot to eat.

  AThat's either love or a medical emergency.

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• BWill you be my plus-one to the wedding?

  COf course.

  AI've been your plus-one for years and you never asked me that sweetly.

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• AWhy are you blushing, Character B?

  BI'm not.

  CI just complimented Character B's shoes.

  AOh, it's that bad.

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• AOur airship is running out of fuel.

  BHow much do we have?

  CEnough to land, or enough to make tea. Not both.

  A...Make the tea.

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• AThe ghost says it will only leave if we finish its puzzle.

  BHow many pieces?

  CFive thousand.

  AClear your schedule.

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• AOkay, team. The castle is guarded by a hundred knights.

  BEasy. I'll sneak in.

  CI'll set off a distraction.

  AWhat kind of distraction?

  CThe loud kind.

  In the distance, a tower explodes in a shower of glitter.

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• ACan we stop for the night?

  BThe ogre is still chasing us.

  CThe ogre stopped for the night too. Look, they brought a tent.

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• AWhich of you cursed the king?

  BDefine "cursed."

  CCharacter B turned the royal crown into cheese.

  BThat's a gift, not a curse.

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• AWe need someone to read the ancient runes.

  BI can read three languages!

  AGreat.

  BNone of them are this one.

  CI'll just press the glowing button.

  Everyone is now in a different dimension.

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• AOur party needs a healer, a fighter, and a rogue.

  BI'll be the fighter.

  CI'll be the rogue.

  ASo I'm the healer, and I faint at the sight of scraped knees.

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• AThe dragon wants a riddle.

  BWhat has keys but can't open locks?

  CA piano!

  The dragon is now crying. It loves pianos.

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• AWho opened the forbidden book?

  BNot me.

  CIt said "do not open." I took that as a challenge.

  Purple smoke fills the room.

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• AThe castle gates are locked.

  BI'll pick the lock.

  COr we could knock.

  Character C knocks. The gate opens.

  BThat's not as cool.

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• AWe need a battle cry.

  BFor glory!

  CFor snacks!

  AWe'll alternate.

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• AOkay, team. The ancient treasure is right through this door.

  BWhat if there's a trap?

  CThen Character A goes first.

  AWhy me?

  CYou have the best reflexes and the worst luck. It balances out.

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• AI cast a spell to find the hidden path.

  A glowing arrow appears. It points directly at Character B.

  BWhy is it pointing at me?

  CThe path was inside you all along.

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• AThe witch said we can have one wish.

  BInfinite wishes.

  CA lifetime supply of cookies.

  AWe have to agree on one, and I'm worried about this team.

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• AI've been turned into a frog.

  BYou look exactly the same.

  CYou're a little greener.

  AI'm wearing a green shirt.

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• AWe've been hired to slay a monster.

  BWhat kind?

  AThe village says it's a big hairy beast.

  It is a very large, friendly sheepdog.

  CWe're keeping it.

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• AThe magic portal leads to another world.

  BIs it safe?

  COnly one way to find out.

  Character C jumps in.

  BI hate when Character C does that.

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• AAs the chosen one, I must lead us.

  BYou were chosen by a raffle.

  CA very prestigious raffle.

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• AThe enchanted sword only answers to the pure of heart.

  Character B grabs it. Nothing happens.

  Character C grabs it. It glows.

  BI'm choosing not to take this personally.

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• AI can turn invisible!

  BWhere are you?

  ARight here.

  CWe can see your shoes.

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4-character quotes

• AWho wants to play a calm game of cards?

  BMe!

  CMe!

  DI'll bring the confetti cannon.

  AWhy would a calm game need a confetti cannon?

  DTo make it less calm.

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• AOkay, we need a team name.

  BThe Thunder Squad!

  CThe Midnight Owls!

  DPancakes.

  A...Why pancakes?

  DBecause nobody would ever expect it.

  They are the Pancakes now.

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• ARemember: nobody touches the red button.

  BGot it.

  CGot it.

  Character D has already pressed the red button.

  DWait, what did you say?

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• AWhere's Character D?

  BLast seen chasing a squirrel.

  CThe squirrel was chasing them, actually.

  AHow long ago?

  CThree hours.

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• AWho brought the llama?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  DIt followed me from the farmers market and I panicked.

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• AOkay, everyone, act natural.

  Character B freezes. Character C starts whistling. Character D pretends to be a lamp.

  AI said natural.

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• AWe have one hour to clean the whole house before the landlord arrives.

  BI'll hide the dishes.

  CI'll hide the cat.

  DI'll hide.

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• AI made a group decision.

  BThat's not how group decisions work.

  AWe're getting a trampoline.

  CI support this.

  DThe motion passes.

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• AWhy is the fire alarm going off?

  BCharacter C tried to make toast.

  CIn the microwave.

  DWith a fork.

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