Incorrect Quotes List — Page 4 of 8

2-character quotes

• AThe wizard said to follow the glowing mushrooms.

  BEvery mushroom here is glowing.

  AThen we follow the most confident one.

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• AStand back, I'm a trained knight!

  BYou trained for two weeks.

  ATwo very intense weeks.

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• BWhy is the castle floating?

  AI may have read the levitation spell a little too loudly.

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• AWe need to cross the bridge, but the troll wants a toll.

  BHow much?

  AOne compliment. Sincere.

  B...Nice bridge.

  The troll cries happily and lets them pass.

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• AYour mission, should you choose to accept it, is to retrieve the Crown of Ages.

  BAnd if I don't accept?

  AThen you have to do the dishes.

  BWhere's the crown?

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• AI can speak to animals.

  BWhat's that squirrel saying?

  AIt says your hat is ugly.

  BTell it I said the same about its tail.

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• AThe prophecy says one of us will save the world.

  BWhich one?

  AIt's smudged. We'll both have to try really hard.

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• AShields up!

  BI don't have a shield.

  AThen hide behind me and look brave.

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• AThat spell was supposed to summon rain.

  It is raining frogs. Friendly frogs.

  BClose enough.

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• AI'll be the hero, you be the mysterious mentor.

  BWhy am I always the mentor?

  AYou have the best "I've seen things" face.

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• AWe've been walking in this enchanted forest for hours.

  BThe trees keep moving.

  AThen we'll ask them for directions. Politely.

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• AThe dragon is guarding the treasure.

  BThen we distract it.

  AHow?

  BCompliments. Dragons love compliments.

  Ten minutes later, Character B and the dragon are best friends.

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• AThat's the third tavern you've been banned from.

  BThe bard started it.

  AYou ARE the bard.

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• AOur quest requires stealth.

  Character B trips over a bucket, knocks over a shield, and falls into a barrel.

  BLike a shadow.

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• ADo you know how to use that sword?

  BThe pointy end goes in the bad guy.

  AThat's... Technically correct.

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• AI can teleport, but only three feet to the left.

  BThat's useless.

  An arrow flies exactly where Character A was standing.

  AYou were saying?

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• AWhy is the map upside down?

  BBecause the treasure is in the south and I wanted to feel like it was up.

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• AWizard rule number one: never read the spell out loud.

  BOops.

  It is now raining frogs.

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3-character quotes

• AWho left a goose in the kitchen?

  BDefine 'left'.

  CThey are not wrong. The goose chose to stay.

  AWhy is the goose wearing their scarf?

  CWe share now.

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• AOkay, who broke the vacuum?

  BCharacter C did.

  CCharacter B did!

  AThen why does it have glitter inside?

  Character B and Character C slowly turn to look at each other.

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• AI asked you to watch the soup for five minutes.

  BAnd I watched it.

  CWe watched it catch on fire. Very closely.

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• AWhy is the car full of balloons?

  BCharacter C said "go big or go home."

  CAnd we can't go home. The balloons are blocking the doors.

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• AWe need a getaway driver.

  BI can drive!

  CYou drove into a lake.

  BThe lake was in the wrong place.

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• AWhat's that noise?

  BNothing.

  CIt's a duck.

  BIt's a nothing duck.

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• AWho ate my leftovers?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  There is sauce on Character C's face.

  COkay, it was a little me.

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• AOkay team, I have a plan.

  BOh no.

  CIs it the one with the trampoline?

  AIt's always the one with the trampoline.

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• AWhy is the office full of balloons?

  BCharacter C said we needed to "lift the mood."

  CAnd I meant it literally.

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• ANobody touch the big red button.

  Character B touches the big red button.

  CWhat does it do?

  AIt orders forty pizzas.

  CHero.

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• AI lost my keys.

  BThey're in your hand.

  AI lost my other keys.

  CYou only have one set of keys.

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• ALet's play hide and seek.

  BWe're adults.

  CI'm already hiding.

  BWhere?

  CI'm not telling you, that's the point.

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• AI signed us up for a talent show.

  BWhat's our talent?

  AWe have three days to figure that out.

  CI can juggle oranges. Two of them.

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• AI put glitter in the air vents.

  BWhy?

  AFor morale.

  CThe whole building is sparkling.

  AMorale is up.

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• BWhere's Character A?

  CClimbing the bookshelf to get the cookies we hid.

  BWe hid them there so that wouldn't happen.

  CWe underestimated the hunger.

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• AIs it a bad sign that the GPS just said "good luck"?

  BYes.

  CNo, I think it's being supportive.

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• ALet's split up and search for clues.

  BThat's how every horror movie starts.

  CThen let's split up into one group.

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• AWe should start a band.

  BNone of us play instruments.

  CI own a kazoo.

  AThen we're a kazoo band. We start tomorrow.

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• AWhy is the smoke alarm singing?

  BI programmed it to play our theme song.

  CWe have a theme song?

  BWe do now.

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• AHow did we end up at the airport?

  BYou said "let's go somewhere."

  CAnd I said "anywhere."

  AThat's on both of us, really.

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• AOkay, who wants to try my new smoothie?

  BWhat's in it?

  ASpinach, bananas, and a secret ingredient.

  CIs the secret ingredient chaos?

  AIt's pickles.

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• AI bought a canoe.

  BWe live in the desert.

  CThen we wait for rain. Patiently. In the canoe.

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• AI'm the responsible one.

  BYou put a fork in the toaster yesterday.

  CAnd today they tried to pet a wasp.

  AThe wasp looked lonely.

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• AGroup meeting! Who wants to start?

  BNot me.

  CNot me either.

  AGreat. Meeting adjourned. Same time next week.

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• ALet's be nice to Character C today. They had a rough week.

  BI'm always nice.

  CYou told me my soup tasted like a rainy Tuesday.

  BRainy Tuesdays are underrated.

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• AI'm thinking of starting a podcast.

  BWho's the audience?

  ACharacter C.

  CI'm busy that day.

  AI haven't said which day.

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• AI've finally figured out the meaning of life.

  BGreat, what is it?

  AI forgot.

  CClassic.

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• AGroup photo! Everyone smile!

  BI am smiling.

  CThat's your smile? You look like a hostage.

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• AI'm the responsible one in this group.

  BYou set the toaster on fire this morning.

  CResponsibly, though.

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• AI'm going to start going to the gym.

  BThat's the fifth time this year.

  CSixth. You forgot the one in February.

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• BWho's driving?

  AMe.

  CThen I'm writing my will in the back seat.

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• AI need honest feedback on my essay.

  BIt's great.

  CIt's eleven pages about sandwiches.

  AThank you, Character B. Character C, you're uninvited.

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• AGuess who just got promoted!

  BNot you.

  AMe!

  CThe company is doomed.

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• AWow, Character B, you're early!

  BI'm trying something new.

  CLike being on time?

  BLike being better than you.

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• AShould we ask for directions?

  BNo, we're fine.

  CWe've passed that same tree four times.

  BIt's a popular tree.

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• AWhat's everyone's opinion on my new haircut?

  BIt's very... Brave.

  CIt's definitely a haircut.

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• AI'm never wrong.

  BYou said penguins could fly.

  CAnd that the moon was a big lamp.

  AI'm rarely wrong.

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• AI'm so organized.

  BYour desk has three cups of old tea on it.

  COrganized chaos is still organization.

  AThank you, Character C.

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• AI've decided to be nicer to people.

  BHow's that going?

  AIt's been ten minutes and I'm exhausted.

  CPersonal growth is hard.

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• AMovie night! I picked the movie.

  BIs it the one about the talking dog again?

  AIt's a classic.

  CWe've watched it nine times.

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• AI made dinner.

  BIt's on fire.

  AIt's flambé.

  CIt's a crime scene.

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• ACan we have one normal day?

  BDefine normal.

  CNormal is a setting on the washing machine, not a lifestyle.

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• AWhy am I always the one who has to plan everything?

  BBecause you're good at it.

  CAnd because we'd plan a trip to the moon by accident.

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• AI don't need anyone.

  Character B and Character C silently sit on either side of Character A.

  A...Fine. Maybe I need two people.

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• AWhy is everyone in my room?

  BYou said you had a bad dream.

  CSo we brought the backup pillows and the emergency snacks.

  AYou have emergency snacks?

  BFor you, always.

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• AWho wants to come grocery shopping?

  BMe!

  CMe!

  AOkay, but nobody is getting another plant.

  Two hours later, they come home with five plants.

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