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4 Character Incorrect Quotes

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Your incorrect quote · d4-01

Character AWho wants to play a calm game of cards?

Character BMe!

Character CMe!

Character DI'll bring the confetti cannon.

Character AWhy would a calm game need a confetti cannon?

Character DTo make it less calm.

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All 80 four character incorrect quotes

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  • AWho wants to play a calm game of cards?

    BMe!

    CMe!

    DI'll bring the confetti cannon.

    AWhy would a calm game need a confetti cannon?

    DTo make it less calm.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AOkay, we need a team name.

    BThe Thunder Squad!

    CThe Midnight Owls!

    DPancakes.

    A...Why pancakes?

    DBecause nobody would ever expect it.

    They are the Pancakes now.

    ChaoticUse this
  • ARemember: nobody touches the red button.

    BGot it.

    CGot it.

    Character D has already pressed the red button.

    DWait, what did you say?

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWhere's Character D?

    BLast seen chasing a squirrel.

    CThe squirrel was chasing them, actually.

    AHow long ago?

    CThree hours.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWho brought the llama?

    BNot me.

    CNot me.

    DIt followed me from the farmers market and I panicked.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AOkay, everyone, act natural.

    Character B freezes. Character C starts whistling. Character D pretends to be a lamp.

    AI said natural.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWe have one hour to clean the whole house before the landlord arrives.

    BI'll hide the dishes.

    CI'll hide the cat.

    DI'll hide.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AI made a group decision.

    BThat's not how group decisions work.

    AWe're getting a trampoline.

    CI support this.

    DThe motion passes.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWhy is the fire alarm going off?

    BCharacter C tried to make toast.

    CIn the microwave.

    DWith a fork.

    ChaoticUse this
  • ALet's go camping!

    BI've never been camping.

    CI've been camping once and got chased by a goose.

    DI'll bring the tent. I think I have a tent. I have a bedsheet.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWhat's the plan?

    BWe go in loud.

    CWe go in quiet.

    DWe go get tacos.

    ATacos it is.

    ChaoticUse this
  • ARemember, the escape room has a one-hour time limit.

    Five minutes later, Character B is stuck in a cabinet, Character C has eaten a clue, and Character D is crying.

    AWe're doing great.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AI think the car is making a weird noise.

    BThat's Character C singing.

    CYou're welcome.

    DPlease make it stop.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWho wants to play a board game?

    BNot Monopoly.

    CDefinitely not Monopoly.

    DLast time we played Monopoly, we didn't speak for a week.

    AMonopoly it is.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AI've made a terrible mistake.

    BWhat did you do?

    AI told my mom we'd all come to dinner.

    CThat's not terrible.

    AMom is making the "experimental" casserole.

    DOh no.

    ChaoticUse this
  • ADid anyone feed the fish?

    BI did.

    CI did.

    DI did.

    The fish is now the size of a small dog.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AWhy is there a bounce house in the living room?

    BIt was on sale.

    CAnd it's very bouncy.

    DWe've already voted. It stays.

    ChaoticUse this
  • AThis road trip will be perfectly calm.

    BWho packed the snacks?

    CI packed only marshmallows.

    DI brought a karaoke machine.

    AI take it back.

    ChaoticUse this
  • ASay one nice thing about each other.

    BCharacter C has nice shoes.

    CCharacter D is good at hiding.

    DCharacter B is... Present.

    AThis is why we can't have nice things.

    SarcasticUse this
  • AWho ate the last slice of cake?

    BNot me.

    CNot me.

    DCan I ask why you're accusing me with your eyes?

    AYou have frosting on your nose.

    DThat's my natural complexion.

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  • ALet's take a group photo!

    BGreat, another picture of me blinking.

    CI'll be the blurry one.

    DI'll be out of frame on purpose.

    ASo supportive. Truly.

    SarcasticUse this
  • AWow, what a lovely morning.

    BIt's raining.

    CAnd Monday.

    DAnd the coffee machine is broken.

    ALike I said, lovely.

    SarcasticUse this
  • AI'm a natural leader.

    BYou got us lost at the mall.

    CTwice.

    DIn one afternoon.

    SarcasticUse this
  • AOkay, honest opinions only. How was my cooking?

    BMemorable.

    CUnique.

    DI'm still chewing.

    SarcasticUse this

Four character quotes — FAQ

How many four character quotes are there?

80 squad templates across five vibes, all free.

Do you have quotes for five or six characters?

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Can I use them in a D&D recap?

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