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4 人语录
AWho drank the potion of giant strength?
BNot me.
CNot me.
Character D accidentally lifts the entire tavern.
D...Me.
奇幻使用这条AWe're running low on supplies.
BI've got a sword.
CI've got a map.
DI've got twelve sandwiches and a spare cape.
ACharacter D, you're our new quartermaster.
奇幻使用这条AThe wizard says one of us is the chosen one.
BMe.
CMe.
DMe.
AThe wizard is pointing at the dog.
奇幻使用这条AOur airship is under attack by sky pirates!
BBattle stations!
CI'll man the cannons!
DI'll make tea for after the battle!
奇幻使用这条AThe elves challenged us to a dance-off.
BWe can't dance.
CThe elves don't know that.
DLet's do the one move we know. Forty times.
奇幻使用这条AOur map is upside down.
BThat explains the volcano.
CAnd the sea serpent.
DAnd why we're in a different kingdom.
奇幻使用这条AThe oracle will answer one question.
BHow do we defeat the dark lord?
CWill we survive?
DIs it okay to pet the oracle's cat?
The oracle answers Character D. The answer is yes.
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5 人语录
AWhy is there a horse on the stairs?
BLong story.
CShort story, actually.
DMedium story.
EI bought a horse.
混乱使用这条ARoll call! Who's here?
BHere.
CPresent.
DUnfortunately.
EI'm in the vents.
AWhy are you in the vents?
ESnack storage.
混乱使用这条AWho brought the inflatable shark?
BNot me.
CNot me.
DNot me.
EBruce is not "inflatable." Bruce is emotionally real.
混乱使用这条AWho's ready for the road trip?
BMe!
CMe!
DI packed only snacks.
EI forgot shoes.
混乱使用这条ARoll call! Character B?
BHere.
ACharacter C?
CHere.
ACharacter D?
DPresent.
ACharacter E?
Character E is on the roof.
混乱使用这条AOkay, who started the pillow fight?
BCharacter C.
CCharacter D.
DCharacter E.
EIt was destiny.
混乱使用这条AWhy is the kitchen covered in flour?
BWe tried to make a cake.
CIt exploded.
DWe're not sure how.
EI think I added the fireworks too early.
混乱使用这条AI've organized a totally normal game night.
BWhy is there a smoke machine?
CAnd a disco ball?
DAnd a mariachi band?
EThis is the best game night ever.
混乱使用这条ADid anyone see where the hamster went?
BNot me.
CCheck the cereal box.
DCheck the piano.
EFound it. It was in my hood the whole time.
混乱使用这条AWe need a group name.
BThe Avengers.
CTaken.
DThe Snack Squad.
EThe Five Disasters.
AThat's the one.
混乱使用这条AFive people. One car. Who's sitting in the middle?
BNot me.
CNot me.
DNot me.
Character E is already sitting in the middle, wearing a seatbelt and a party hat.
混乱使用这条ALet's play the floor is lava.
BWe're in a library.
CQuietly, then.
Character D and Character E are already standing on the bookshelves.
混乱使用这条AOkay, I'm ordering pizza. What does everyone want?
BPepperoni.
CPineapple.
DExtra cheese.
EWaffles.
AThat's not pizza.
EWaffle pizza.
混乱使用这条AMovie night! Pick a movie.
BAction.
CComedy.
DDocumentary.
ESomething with a dog.
Three hours later, they're still arguing in the menu.
毒舌使用这条AI organized a fun team-building retreat!
BIs it in a forest?
AYes.
CIs there no internet?
AYes!
DIs it mandatory?
EI'm already packing my escape route.
毒舌使用这条ALet's all say something nice about each other.
BCharacter C has nice shoes.
CCharacter D is... Tall.
DCharacter E breathes efficiently.
ECharacter A came up with this terrible idea.
毒舌使用这条AI'm the smartest person in this group.
BYou thought the sun was a big lightbulb.
CYou tried to microwave ice cream.
DYou asked if fish get thirsty.
EYou're definitely the smartest in this room right now. The room is empty except for us.
毒舌使用这条AWho wants to help me move this weekend?
BI'm busy.
CI'm washing my hair.
DI have a thing.
EWhat thing?
DAvoiding moving.
毒舌使用这条AHow do I look?
BGreat.
CLovely.
DStunning.
EYour shirt is inside out.
毒舌使用这条ALet's take a group photo!
BEveryone say "cheese!"
CI'm lactose intolerant.
DSay "broccoli" then.
ENobody wants to say "broccoli."
毒舌使用这条AI'm in charge of the group budget.
BYou spent half of it on stickers.
CAnd the other half on a giant inflatable flamingo.
DTo be fair, the flamingo is great.
EThe flamingo is our only asset.
毒舌使用这条AI've planned the perfect weekend.
BDoes it involve hiking?
AYes.
CPass.
DPass.
EI'll come if there's a gift shop.
毒舌使用这条AMovie night. What are we watching?
BHorror.
CComedy.
DDocumentary about snails.
EWhatever puts me to sleep fastest.
AThe snail documentary it is.
毒舌使用这条AWho's in charge of directions?
BNot me.
CLast time I led us into a lake.
DI can't read maps.
EI'll just follow the ducks. They seem to know where they're going.
毒舌使用这条AI made breakfast for everyone!
BIt's black.
CIt's crunchy.
DIt's smoking.
EIt's... Breakfast.
毒舌使用这条AI'm sorry, I'm a lot to handle.
BThat's why there are five of us.
CWe work in shifts.
DI'm on Tuesdays.
EI'm on snacks.
温馨使用这条AEveryone, I have an announcement.
BYou're moving?
CYou're quitting?
DYou're a spy?
EYou adopted another cat?
A...I adopted three cats.
温馨使用这条AI don't think I can finish the marathon.
BWe'll run with you.
CWalk with you.
DCrawl with you, if we have to.
EI'll drive the car alongside with the snacks.
温馨使用这条AI'm the new kid.
BSit with us.
CWe have room.
DWe always have room.
EWant half of my sandwich?
温馨使用这条AI'm sorry I forgot the plan today.
BIt's okay.
CWe all forget things.
DI forgot my own birthday last year.
EWe still threw you a party.
温馨使用这条AThanksgiving at my place this year?
BI'll bring the pie.
CI'll bring the salad.
DI'll bring the board games.
EI'll bring my grandma. Grandma has stories.
温馨使用这条AWhy are all of you in my hospital room?
BYou broke your leg.
CWe brought balloons.
DAnd comic books.
EAnd we're signing your cast with very dramatic drawings.
温馨使用这条ALet's start a book club.
BOur first book should be something funny.
CI'll make the snacks.
DI'll host.
EI'll pretend I read the book.
AThat's the spirit.
温馨使用这条AI'm moving away next week.
BWe'll visit.
CWe'll video call every Friday.
DWe'll send care packages.
EWe'll write letters, like old-fashioned pen pals.
温馨使用这条AMy dog is sick.
BWe'll come over.
CI'll bring the dog treats.
DI'll bring the blanket.
EI'll sit with you as long as you need.
温馨使用这条AI'm so lucky to have friends like you.
BWe're the lucky ones.
CGroup hug!
DEveryone in!
ECareful, I'm holding hot chocolate.
温馨使用这条AThank you for coming to my graduation.
BWouldn't miss it.
CWe cried the whole time.
DHappy tears.
EI made a sign that says "PROUD OF YOU" in glitter.
温馨使用这条ACan someone tell Character B and Character C to just confess already?
DI tried. They told me they're "just friends."
EThey're sharing a scarf right now.
BFor warmth.
CFriendship warmth.
浪漫使用这条AWhy are Character B and Character C sharing a milkshake?
DIt's romantic.
EIt's disgusting.
BIt's chocolate.
CAnd it's ours.
浪漫使用这条AMatchmaking challenge: everyone gets a secret crush card.
BI got Character C.
CI got Character B.
DI got Character E.
EWait, this is real?
浪漫使用这条ACharacter B, you're blushing again.
BI'm not.
CCharacter D complimented Character B's hair.
DIt's really nice hair.
EThis is the best thing that has happened all week.
浪漫使用这条AValentine's Day party at my place!
BWill there be chocolates?
CWill there be music?
DWill there be dancing?
EWill Character B finally confess to Character C?
BPlease stop.
浪漫使用这条AWho wrote this love poem on the fridge?
BNot me.
CNot me.
DNot me.
Character E slowly backs out of the kitchen.
浪漫使用这条ALet's play truth or dare.
BTruth.
CWho do you have a crush on?
BI choose dare instead.
DCoward.
EWe all know it's Character D.
浪漫使用这条AWedding planning meeting! Character B and Character C are getting married!
DFinally!
EI've been waiting six years for this.
BWe've been dating for six months.
EI knew earlier than you did.
浪漫使用这条AWhy does Character B keep looking at the door?
CCharacter D promised to come.
EAnd Character B put on a new shirt.
Character D walks in. Character B drops a cup.
浪漫使用这条AGroup date night!
BI'm bringing Character C.
DI'm bringing Character E.
AAnd I'm bringing a very good book.
浪漫使用这条ADid Character B just ask Character C out?
DIn the middle of the cafeteria.
EWith a banner.
CI said yes, by the way.
浪漫使用这条AThe dungeon has five doors.
BOne for each of us!
CThat's how horror stories start.
DI'll take the door with the snacks.
EHow do you know there are snacks?
DI can smell them.
奇幻使用这条AWe need to cross the bridge, but the troll wants a riddle answered.
BI love riddles.
CYou've never solved a riddle.
DLet me try. Is the answer "a bridge?"
EThe troll is crying. Why is the troll crying?
DIt was "a bridge."
奇幻使用这条AOur party of five is ready.
BThe warrior.
CThe wizard.
DThe rogue.
EThe cleric.
AAnd me, the one who carries everything.
奇幻使用这条AThe dragon has kidnapped the king.
BLet's go save the king!
COr we could negotiate.
DWith what?
EI have cookies.
The dragon releases the king for cookies.
奇幻使用这条AThe five sacred stones must be returned to the temple.
BI have the red one.
CI have the blue one.
DI have the green one.
EI have the yellow one.
AWho has the purple one?
Nobody has the purple one.
奇幻使用这条AWe need to cross the river of lava.
BI'll build a bridge.
CI'll cast a cooling spell.
DI'll ride the eagle.
EThere's a bridge right there.
奇幻使用这条ABattle formation!
BShields up front!
CArchers in the back!
DHealers in the middle!
ESnack table off to the side!
奇幻使用这条AThe castle is haunted.
BBy what?
CA ghost that only tells bad jokes.
DThat's terrifying.
EI think it's charming.
奇幻使用这条AThe witch said one of us will become a hero.
BMe!
CMe!
DMe!
EThe witch was looking at the goat.
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