Incorrect Quotes List

1-character quotes

• AI have a plan.

  Character A does not, in fact, have a plan.

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• AToday I will be productive.

  Four hours later, Character A has alphabetized the spice rack and done nothing else.

  AProductive is a spectrum.

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• AI'm not lost. I'm exploring with confidence.

  Character A has passed the same fountain six times.

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• AI'm going to make breakfast.

  The smoke alarm goes off.

  ABreakfast is ready. It's cereal now.

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• AI don't need instructions.

  Character A is now holding three extra screws and a shelf that leans to the left.

  AThe extra screws are a bonus.

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• AOkay, one episode and then bed.

  It is 4 a.m. Character A has finished the season.

  AThat was one episode in spirit.

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• AI've decided to adopt a duck.

  AI didn't adopt it. It followed me home. Same thing.

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• AMy plan has two steps.

  AStep one is panic. Step two is also panic, but faster.

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• AWho needs a map when you have vibes?

  Character A is now in a different town.

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• AI'm putting all my money into snacks. It's called investing in morale.

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• AI tried to be normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.

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• AI sent a voice message to the wrong group chat.

  AAnyway, I live in the forest now.

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• ALife tip: if you walk fast enough with a clipboard, nobody asks questions.

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• AOh good, a group project. My favorite way to do four people's work.

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• AI love waking up early. Said no one. Especially not me.

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• AOh wow, another meeting that could have been an email. My heart is full.

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• AI'm not saying I'm always right. I'm just never wrong.

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• AMonday called. I didn't pick up.

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• ASure, I'd love to hear your opinion. Said my polite face. My real face left the room.

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• AI'm a morning person. The morning just isn't a me thing.

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• AYes, I'm listening. I'm just doing it with my eyes closed and my brain somewhere else.

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• AThe group chat has been silent for six hours. Finally, peace. I'm devastated.

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• AI don't procrastinate. I give my tasks time to mature.

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• AAh yes, "a quick question." My favorite forty-minute conversation.

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• AI would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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• AI made too many cookies.

  Character A made exactly enough cookies to give one to everyone they love.

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• ARule one of my house: if you are sad, you get the good blanket.

  AThere is no rule two. The blanket is enough.

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• AI saw a dog today and it wagged at me.

  AI am going to be emotional about this for a week.

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• ARemember to drink water. I'm not your parent. I'm just a person who wants you to be okay.

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• AI keep a jar of nice notes people wrote me. It's almost full.

  Character A starts a second jar.

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• AI planted tomatoes. Three of them grew.

  AI have named all three. I will be telling you about them.

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• AToday was hard, so I'm making soup and calling it self-care.

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• AYour friend is proud of you. I'm the friend. I'm proud of you.

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• AI told my plant it's doing great. It grew a new leaf.

  APositive feedback works on everyone.

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• Character A leaves sticky notes with tiny doodles on every door in the house.

  ANobody should have to open a door without a little encouragement.

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• AIf you ever need a ride at 2 a.m., call me. I'll complain the whole way, but I'll come.

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• AI learned everyone's coffee order. It's my love language.

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• AI'm not saying I wrote a song about you. I'm saying it has your name in the title.

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• AI'm not blushing. It's just warm in here. And by "here" I mean near you.

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• AI wrote your name in my notebook. Just once. Okay, forty-two times.

  RomanticUse this

• AI practiced saying hi to you in the mirror. The mirror said I did great.

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• AIs it a crush if I just want to share every good snack with you?

  AAsking for me. I'm the friend.

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• AI saw a sunset and thought of you. Then I saw a cat and thought of you again.

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• AI'm saving the last slice of cake for you. This is the most romantic thing I have ever done.

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• AMy playlist used to be sad songs. Now it's all songs that remind me of you. Disgusting.

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• AI didn't plan a date. I planned a "casual hangout" with candles, a picnic, and a speech.

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• AYou laughed at my joke today and I've been replaying it like a highlight reel.

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• AI'm not in love. I just think about you at a normal amount. The normal amount is constantly.

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• AThe prophecy says the chosen one will rise at dawn.

  Character A hits snooze for the third time.

  AThe prophecy can wait ten more minutes.

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• AI studied magic for ten years.

  Character A accidentally turns their own hat into a pigeon.

  AAnd it shows.

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• AI am the last of the dragon riders.

  Character A is riding a very large goose.

  ABudget cuts.

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• AI have trained for this battle my whole life.

  Character A trips on their own cape.

  APhase two of the training starts now.

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• AEvery hero needs a weapon. Mine is a spoon. It's an enchanted spoon. Don't laugh.

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• AThe ancient spell book says to whisper the words.

  Character A sneezes mid-spell. A small cloud now follows Character A everywhere.

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• AI am a wizard of great power.

  ASpecifically, I can make toast. Perfect toast. Every time.

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• AThe quest map says "here be dragons."

  AI'm going to pretend I didn't read that and go anyway.

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• AI tamed a griffin today.

  The griffin is sitting on Character A, and Character A cannot get up.

  AIt tamed me back.

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• AVillains always monologue. That's why I bring snacks to every fight.

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• ARule one of dungeon crawling: never trust a chest that smiles at you.

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• AI accepted the quest before asking what it was.

  AApparently I am now in charge of a kingdom's lost socks.

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2-character quotes

• AWhy is there a goat in the living room?

  BDefine "goat."

  AThe animal. Eating the curtains.

  BOh, that's Gerald. Emotional support goat.

  AFor who?

  BFor Gerald.

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• APlease tell me you didn't microwave a fork again.

  BI didn't microwave a fork again.

  AThank you.

  BI microwaved a spoon. Totally different.

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• AWhat are you doing?

  BMaking a fort out of couch cushions.

  AYou're an adult.

  BCorrect. So it has a mortgage.

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• AWe have one rule in this kitchen.

  BDon't set it on fire?

  ADon't set it on fire AGAIN.

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