Incorrect Quotes List — Page 2 of 8

2-character quotes

• AHow did you get on the roof?

  BAmbition.

  AHow do you get down?

  BThat's a problem for future Character B.

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• BI've decided to become a morning person.

  AIt's 4 PM.

  BI'm easing into it.

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• ADid you just high-five a pigeon?

  BIt started it.

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• AI have a secret. Want to hear it?

  BYes.

  AGreat, so do I. Goodbye.

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• AWhy is there a goat in the kitchen?

  BYou said we needed a lawnmower.

  AWe don't have a lawn.

  BThen the goat is a pet now.

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• AI'm going to sneeze.

  BDon't you dare, we're hiding.

  Character A sneezes so loudly that the lights turn on.

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• AWhat's the worst that could happen?

  BPlease stop saying that. Every time you say that, something catches fire.

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• AI found a shortcut.

  BThrough a river?

  AIt's a wet shortcut.

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• ADo you want the good news or the bad news?

  BGood news.

  AThere is no good news. I just wanted you to have hope for a second.

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• BDid you just put ketchup on cake?

  AI'm a pioneer, Character B. History will understand me.

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• AOkay, I'm going to say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Ready? Pancakes.

  BLawsuit.

  AI'm not going to ask.

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• AI accidentally adopted a cat.

  BHow do you accidentally adopt a cat?

  AI made eye contact.

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• AI've been awake for 30 hours and I've never felt more alive.

  BYou're talking to a lamp.

  AThe lamp gets me.

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• ALet's do something fun tonight.

  BLike what?

  ARearrange every piece of furniture and then forget where we put the couch.

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• BWhy are you whispering?

  AThe fridge is listening.

  BThe fridge is not listening.

  AThat's exactly what the fridge wants you to think.

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• AI signed us up for a cooking class.

  BNeither of us can cook.

  AThat's why I signed up for the advanced one. Go big or go home.

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• AI need your help hiding something.

  BWhat did you do?

  AI bought another houseplant.

  BThat's your fourth this week.

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• AWhat if dogs could talk?

  BThey'd probably ask why you're like this.

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• AI've decided to become a pirate.

  BYou get seasick in the bathtub.

  AA land pirate, then.

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• BWho taught you to drive?

  AA racing video game and pure confidence.

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• AShould we be worried that the microwave is beeping in Morse code?

  BOnly if it's spelling our names.

  It is spelling their names.

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• ARock, paper, scissors for the last cookie.

  BRock.

  ALightning bolt. I win.

  BThat's not a thing!

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• ASay the alphabet backwards.

  BWhy?

  AI don't know, I just wanted to watch you suffer.

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• ARemember the plan. Stay calm.

  Character A immediately screams and runs into a bush.

  BGreat plan.

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• AI baked bread!

  BIt's... Purple.

  AI didn't say it was good bread.

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• AHold my snack, I'm going to fight that pigeon.

  BPlease don't fight the pigeon.

  AIt looked at me funny.

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• ADo you ever think before you act?

  BThinking is for people with backup plans.

  AYou don't have a plan.

  BExactly. No time to think.

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• AYou look tired.

  BThanks, I worked hard on it.

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• ABe honest. Is my cooking that bad?

  BThe smoke alarm cheers when you're done.

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• AI'm a people person.

  BYou hid in the bathroom at your own birthday party.

  AAnd the people there were lovely. From a distance.

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• ACan you keep a secret?

  BCan you?

  A...No.

  BThen why are we doing this?

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• AI'm going to be the bigger person.

  BSince when?

  ASince right after I win this argument.

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• AWhat's your opinion on my new haircut?

  BIt's very... Brave.

  AThat's not a compliment.

  BIt's not an insult either. It's a weather report.

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• ADo you think I'm smart?

  BI think you're very good at being confident.

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• AWow, you cleaned your room!

  BI moved everything under the bed.

  ASo you invented a second room.

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• AI'm on time today!

  BIt's Tuesday. The party was Saturday.

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• AYou're so dramatic.

  BI am NOT dramatic. I'm just the main character and the world refuses to cooperate.

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• BWhat's your secret to staying so calm?

  AI've given up.

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• AHow do I look?

  BLike someone who got dressed in the dark during an earthquake.

  AThank you, that was the look.

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• AI've been told I have a great personality.

  BBy who?

  AMostly by me, but it still counts.

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• ACan you be nice for once?

  BI was nice yesterday. Look where it got me. Here. Talking to you.

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• AI made you a coffee.

  BYou made yourself a coffee and then got bored of it.

  AAnd now it's yours. Generosity.

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• ADo you ever think before you talk?

  BRarely. It slows me down.

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• BI'm a great listener.

  AWhat did I just say?

  BSomething about... Listening?

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• AYou're late.

  BI'm fashionably late.

  AYou're wearing two different shoes.

  BFashionably.

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• ADid you just roll your eyes at me?

  BNo, I was looking for my patience. It's somewhere in the back of my head.

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• AI'm the best cook in this house.

  BYou're the only one who eats your food, so technically you're also the worst.

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• ACould you be any slower?

  BDon't challenge me. You know I can.

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• AI think I'm getting better at singing.

  BThe neighbors moved out.

  ACoincidence.

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• ALet me guess, you have a plan.

  BI always have a plan.

  AIs it a good plan?

  BLet's not ask questions we can't handle.

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• BCan I get your honest opinion?

  ANo. You can get my polite one, though.

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• AYou're my favorite person.

  BI'm the only one who answers your texts.

  AThat's what makes you my favorite.

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• AI got lost again.

  BYou've lived here for six years.

  AAnd the town keeps moving things.

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• ADid you finish the homework?

  BDefine "finish."

  ADid you start it?

  BDefine "start."

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• AI'm going to be productive today.

  BYou said that yesterday.

  AAnd yesterday I was very productive at napping.

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• BBe honest, am I annoying?

  AOnly on days that end in Y.

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• AI finally finished my painting!

  BIt's amazing. Can I hang it in my room?

  AIt's a painting of a sad potato.

  BIt's an amazing sad potato.

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• AYou always know what to say.

  BI don't. I just know you, and that's usually enough.

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• AWhat are you writing in that notebook?

  BA list of all the times you made me laugh this year.

  AHow long is it?

  BI'm on page four.

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• AWant to come to my family dinner?

  BAre you sure?

  AMom already set a plate for you. You're stuck with us now.

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• ARain is ruining our picnic.

  BIndoor picnic. Living room floor. I'll get the blanket.

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• AYou didn't have to stay up to wait for me.

  BI didn't. I was just sitting by the door with snacks for no reason.

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• AI'm not good at anything.

  BYou remember everyone's coffee order. You remembered mine after one time.

  AThat's not a skill.

  BIt's my favorite skill.

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• AWhy do you always carry two umbrellas?

  BIn case you forget yours.

  AI always forget mine.

  BI know.

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