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3 人语录
AI forgot my lunch.
BHere, have half of mine.
CHave half of mine, too.
ANow I have more food than both of you.
CThat's how family math works.
温馨使用这条AI'm moving to a new city.
BWe'll visit every month.
CAnd text every day.
AYou don't have to do that.
BWe're going to anyway.
温馨使用这条AI don't have anyone to spend the holidays with.
BYes, you do.
CYou have us. And we've already bought you a stocking.
温馨使用这条AGroup hug!
BI hate group hugs.
Character B is first in line for the group hug.
CSure you do.
温馨使用这条AI passed my exam!
BWe knew you would!
CWe made a cake. It says "WE KNEW IT."
温馨使用这条AWhy are you two here?
BYou said you weren't feeling well.
CSo we brought soup, blankets, and your favorite movie.
温馨使用这条AI made a mistake at work today.
BEveryone does.
CLast week I emailed my boss a picture of my cat by accident.
A...That actually makes me feel better.
温馨使用这条BCan we have a sleepover?
AWe're thirty.
CI already brought the sleeping bags.
温馨使用这条AI'm so lucky to have friends like you.
BWe're the lucky ones.
CAgreed. Now stop making me emotional before I cry into the popcorn.
温馨使用这条AHappy birthday, Character C!
BWe planned a surprise party!
CYou told me about it.
AWe were too excited to keep the secret.
温馨使用这条ALet's make a time capsule.
BWhat do we put in it?
CA picture of us, so future us remember how great we are.
温馨使用这条AI'm nervous about the interview.
BYou're going to be amazing.
CAnd if they don't hire you, we'll write them a strongly worded letter.
温馨使用这条AYou didn't have to help me move.
BOf course we did.
CAlso, you promised pizza.
AThere it is.
温馨使用这条AI'm lost.
BShare your location.
CWe're coming. Stay where you are. Buy a hot chocolate.
温馨使用这条AI wrote each of you a thank-you card.
BFor what?
AFor being there when nobody else was.
CI'm framing this.
温馨使用这条AI can't believe you two drove three hours to see my play.
BFront row seats.
CWe even made a banner. It's glittery.
温馨使用这条BThe baby bird fell out of the nest.
AGently. Gently.
CI got the ladder.
The three of them spend an hour carefully returning one small bird home.
温馨使用这条AAre you two holding hands?
BNo.
CYes.
B...We're holding hands for warmth.
AIt's summer.
浪漫使用这条ACharacter B, why are you blushing?
BI'm not.
CThey are. They just read the note I left.
AWhat did it say?
CThat's private. And it rhymed.
浪漫使用这条AI think Character B likes you.
CWhat? No way.
BI'm literally standing right here.
浪漫使用这条AWhy do you two keep staring at each other?
BWe're not staring.
CWe're appreciating the view.
AI'm leaving.
浪漫使用这条AAre Character B and Character C dating yet?
BNo.
CNot officially.
ASo that's a yes.
浪漫使用这条ACharacter B, ask Character C to the dance already.
BWhat if Character C says no?
CI'm right here and I'm saying yes.
浪漫使用这条BHow did you two meet?
ACharacter C spilled coffee on me.
CAnd then I bought a replacement coffee and a muffin as an apology.
AThe muffin sealed the deal.
浪漫使用这条ACharacter C, why are you holding Character B's hand?
CSafety. It's a crowded street.
AWe're in the living room.
浪漫使用这条AI made a playlist for our road trip.
BWhy are all the songs love songs?
CDon't ask questions you don't want answers to.
浪漫使用这条AI'm third-wheeling again, aren't I?
BNo!
CA little. But you're our favorite third wheel.
浪漫使用这条AYou two are so obvious.
BObvious about what?
AYou wrote each other's names on your coffee cups.
CThat's for organization.
浪漫使用这条BI wrote Character C a love letter, but I'm too scared to give it.
AI'll give it.
BNo!
CAlready reading it. It's beautiful.
浪漫使用这条APlease stop flirting in the group chat.
BWe're not flirting.
CWe're discussing sunsets. Romantically.
浪漫使用这条AI'm officially the matchmaker in this friend group.
BYou set Character C and me up by locking us in a closet.
AAnd it worked.
CIt did work.
浪漫使用这条ADo you think Character C likes me?
BCharacter C made you a scarf.
APeople make scarves all the time.
BIt has your initials on it.
浪漫使用这条AHow was your date?
BWe talked for six hours.
CWe forgot to eat.
AThat's either love or a medical emergency.
浪漫使用这条BWill you be my plus-one to the wedding?
COf course.
AI've been your plus-one for years and you never asked me that sweetly.
浪漫使用这条AWhy are you blushing, Character B?
BI'm not.
CI just complimented Character B's shoes.
AOh, it's that bad.
浪漫使用这条AOur airship is running out of fuel.
BHow much do we have?
CEnough to land, or enough to make tea. Not both.
A...Make the tea.
奇幻使用这条AThe ghost says it will only leave if we finish its puzzle.
BHow many pieces?
CFive thousand.
AClear your schedule.
奇幻使用这条AOkay, team. The castle is guarded by a hundred knights.
BEasy. I'll sneak in.
CI'll set off a distraction.
AWhat kind of distraction?
CThe loud kind.
In the distance, a tower explodes in a shower of glitter.
奇幻使用这条ACan we stop for the night?
BThe ogre is still chasing us.
CThe ogre stopped for the night too. Look, they brought a tent.
奇幻使用这条AWhich of you cursed the king?
BDefine "cursed."
CCharacter B turned the royal crown into cheese.
BThat's a gift, not a curse.
奇幻使用这条AWe need someone to read the ancient runes.
BI can read three languages!
AGreat.
BNone of them are this one.
CI'll just press the glowing button.
Everyone is now in a different dimension.
奇幻使用这条AOur party needs a healer, a fighter, and a rogue.
BI'll be the fighter.
CI'll be the rogue.
ASo I'm the healer, and I faint at the sight of scraped knees.
奇幻使用这条AThe dragon wants a riddle.
BWhat has keys but can't open locks?
CA piano!
The dragon is now crying. It loves pianos.
奇幻使用这条AWho opened the forbidden book?
BNot me.
CIt said "do not open." I took that as a challenge.
Purple smoke fills the room.
奇幻使用这条AThe castle gates are locked.
BI'll pick the lock.
COr we could knock.
Character C knocks. The gate opens.
BThat's not as cool.
奇幻使用这条AWe need a battle cry.
BFor glory!
CFor snacks!
AWe'll alternate.
奇幻使用这条AOkay, team. The ancient treasure is right through this door.
BWhat if there's a trap?
CThen Character A goes first.
AWhy me?
CYou have the best reflexes and the worst luck. It balances out.
奇幻使用这条AI cast a spell to find the hidden path.
A glowing arrow appears. It points directly at Character B.
BWhy is it pointing at me?
CThe path was inside you all along.
奇幻使用这条AThe witch said we can have one wish.
BInfinite wishes.
CA lifetime supply of cookies.
AWe have to agree on one, and I'm worried about this team.
奇幻使用这条AI've been turned into a frog.
BYou look exactly the same.
CYou're a little greener.
AI'm wearing a green shirt.
奇幻使用这条AWe've been hired to slay a monster.
BWhat kind?
AThe village says it's a big hairy beast.
It is a very large, friendly sheepdog.
CWe're keeping it.
奇幻使用这条AThe magic portal leads to another world.
BIs it safe?
COnly one way to find out.
Character C jumps in.
BI hate when Character C does that.
奇幻使用这条AAs the chosen one, I must lead us.
BYou were chosen by a raffle.
CA very prestigious raffle.
奇幻使用这条AThe enchanted sword only answers to the pure of heart.
Character B grabs it. Nothing happens.
Character C grabs it. It glows.
BI'm choosing not to take this personally.
奇幻使用这条AI can turn invisible!
BWhere are you?
ARight here.
CWe can see your shoes.
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4 人语录
AWho wants to play a calm game of cards?
BMe!
CMe!
DI'll bring the confetti cannon.
AWhy would a calm game need a confetti cannon?
DTo make it less calm.
混乱使用这条AOkay, we need a team name.
BThe Thunder Squad!
CThe Midnight Owls!
DPancakes.
A...Why pancakes?
DBecause nobody would ever expect it.
They are the Pancakes now.
混乱使用这条ARemember: nobody touches the red button.
BGot it.
CGot it.
Character D has already pressed the red button.
DWait, what did you say?
混乱使用这条AWhere's Character D?
BLast seen chasing a squirrel.
CThe squirrel was chasing them, actually.
AHow long ago?
CThree hours.
混乱使用这条AWho brought the llama?
BNot me.
CNot me.
DIt followed me from the farmers market and I panicked.
混乱使用这条AOkay, everyone, act natural.
Character B freezes. Character C starts whistling. Character D pretends to be a lamp.
AI said natural.
混乱使用这条AWe have one hour to clean the whole house before the landlord arrives.
BI'll hide the dishes.
CI'll hide the cat.
DI'll hide.
混乱使用这条AI made a group decision.
BThat's not how group decisions work.
AWe're getting a trampoline.
CI support this.
DThe motion passes.
混乱使用这条AWhy is the fire alarm going off?
BCharacter C tried to make toast.
CIn the microwave.
DWith a fork.
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