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2 人语录
AThe wizard said to follow the glowing mushrooms.
BEvery mushroom here is glowing.
AThen we follow the most confident one.
奇幻使用这条AStand back, I'm a trained knight!
BYou trained for two weeks.
ATwo very intense weeks.
奇幻使用这条BWhy is the castle floating?
AI may have read the levitation spell a little too loudly.
奇幻使用这条AWe need to cross the bridge, but the troll wants a toll.
BHow much?
AOne compliment. Sincere.
B...Nice bridge.
The troll cries happily and lets them pass.
奇幻使用这条AYour mission, should you choose to accept it, is to retrieve the Crown of Ages.
BAnd if I don't accept?
AThen you have to do the dishes.
BWhere's the crown?
奇幻使用这条AI can speak to animals.
BWhat's that squirrel saying?
AIt says your hat is ugly.
BTell it I said the same about its tail.
奇幻使用这条AThe prophecy says one of us will save the world.
BWhich one?
AIt's smudged. We'll both have to try really hard.
奇幻使用这条AShields up!
BI don't have a shield.
AThen hide behind me and look brave.
奇幻使用这条AThat spell was supposed to summon rain.
It is raining frogs. Friendly frogs.
BClose enough.
奇幻使用这条AI'll be the hero, you be the mysterious mentor.
BWhy am I always the mentor?
AYou have the best "I've seen things" face.
奇幻使用这条AWe've been walking in this enchanted forest for hours.
BThe trees keep moving.
AThen we'll ask them for directions. Politely.
奇幻使用这条AThe dragon is guarding the treasure.
BThen we distract it.
AHow?
BCompliments. Dragons love compliments.
Ten minutes later, Character B and the dragon are best friends.
奇幻使用这条AThat's the third tavern you've been banned from.
BThe bard started it.
AYou ARE the bard.
奇幻使用这条AOur quest requires stealth.
Character B trips over a bucket, knocks over a shield, and falls into a barrel.
BLike a shadow.
奇幻使用这条ADo you know how to use that sword?
BThe pointy end goes in the bad guy.
AThat's... Technically correct.
奇幻使用这条AI can teleport, but only three feet to the left.
BThat's useless.
An arrow flies exactly where Character A was standing.
AYou were saying?
奇幻使用这条AWhy is the map upside down?
BBecause the treasure is in the south and I wanted to feel like it was up.
奇幻使用这条AWizard rule number one: never read the spell out loud.
BOops.
It is now raining frogs.
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3 人语录
AWho left a goose in the kitchen?
BDefine 'left'.
CThey are not wrong. The goose chose to stay.
AWhy is the goose wearing their scarf?
CWe share now.
混乱使用这条AOkay, who broke the vacuum?
BCharacter C did.
CCharacter B did!
AThen why does it have glitter inside?
Character B and Character C slowly turn to look at each other.
混乱使用这条AI asked you to watch the soup for five minutes.
BAnd I watched it.
CWe watched it catch on fire. Very closely.
混乱使用这条AWhy is the car full of balloons?
BCharacter C said "go big or go home."
CAnd we can't go home. The balloons are blocking the doors.
混乱使用这条AWe need a getaway driver.
BI can drive!
CYou drove into a lake.
BThe lake was in the wrong place.
混乱使用这条AWhat's that noise?
BNothing.
CIt's a duck.
BIt's a nothing duck.
混乱使用这条AWho ate my leftovers?
BNot me.
CNot me.
There is sauce on Character C's face.
COkay, it was a little me.
混乱使用这条AOkay team, I have a plan.
BOh no.
CIs it the one with the trampoline?
AIt's always the one with the trampoline.
混乱使用这条AWhy is the office full of balloons?
BCharacter C said we needed to "lift the mood."
CAnd I meant it literally.
混乱使用这条ANobody touch the big red button.
Character B touches the big red button.
CWhat does it do?
AIt orders forty pizzas.
CHero.
混乱使用这条AI lost my keys.
BThey're in your hand.
AI lost my other keys.
CYou only have one set of keys.
混乱使用这条ALet's play hide and seek.
BWe're adults.
CI'm already hiding.
BWhere?
CI'm not telling you, that's the point.
混乱使用这条AI signed us up for a talent show.
BWhat's our talent?
AWe have three days to figure that out.
CI can juggle oranges. Two of them.
混乱使用这条AI put glitter in the air vents.
BWhy?
AFor morale.
CThe whole building is sparkling.
AMorale is up.
混乱使用这条BWhere's Character A?
CClimbing the bookshelf to get the cookies we hid.
BWe hid them there so that wouldn't happen.
CWe underestimated the hunger.
混乱使用这条AIs it a bad sign that the GPS just said "good luck"?
BYes.
CNo, I think it's being supportive.
混乱使用这条ALet's split up and search for clues.
BThat's how every horror movie starts.
CThen let's split up into one group.
混乱使用这条AWe should start a band.
BNone of us play instruments.
CI own a kazoo.
AThen we're a kazoo band. We start tomorrow.
混乱使用这条AWhy is the smoke alarm singing?
BI programmed it to play our theme song.
CWe have a theme song?
BWe do now.
混乱使用这条AHow did we end up at the airport?
BYou said "let's go somewhere."
CAnd I said "anywhere."
AThat's on both of us, really.
混乱使用这条AOkay, who wants to try my new smoothie?
BWhat's in it?
ASpinach, bananas, and a secret ingredient.
CIs the secret ingredient chaos?
AIt's pickles.
混乱使用这条AI bought a canoe.
BWe live in the desert.
CThen we wait for rain. Patiently. In the canoe.
混乱使用这条AI'm the responsible one.
BYou put a fork in the toaster yesterday.
CAnd today they tried to pet a wasp.
AThe wasp looked lonely.
毒舌使用这条AGroup meeting! Who wants to start?
BNot me.
CNot me either.
AGreat. Meeting adjourned. Same time next week.
毒舌使用这条ALet's be nice to Character C today. They had a rough week.
BI'm always nice.
CYou told me my soup tasted like a rainy Tuesday.
BRainy Tuesdays are underrated.
毒舌使用这条AI'm thinking of starting a podcast.
BWho's the audience?
ACharacter C.
CI'm busy that day.
AI haven't said which day.
毒舌使用这条AI've finally figured out the meaning of life.
BGreat, what is it?
AI forgot.
CClassic.
毒舌使用这条AGroup photo! Everyone smile!
BI am smiling.
CThat's your smile? You look like a hostage.
毒舌使用这条AI'm the responsible one in this group.
BYou set the toaster on fire this morning.
CResponsibly, though.
毒舌使用这条AI'm going to start going to the gym.
BThat's the fifth time this year.
CSixth. You forgot the one in February.
毒舌使用这条BWho's driving?
AMe.
CThen I'm writing my will in the back seat.
毒舌使用这条AI need honest feedback on my essay.
BIt's great.
CIt's eleven pages about sandwiches.
AThank you, Character B. Character C, you're uninvited.
毒舌使用这条AGuess who just got promoted!
BNot you.
AMe!
CThe company is doomed.
毒舌使用这条AWow, Character B, you're early!
BI'm trying something new.
CLike being on time?
BLike being better than you.
毒舌使用这条AShould we ask for directions?
BNo, we're fine.
CWe've passed that same tree four times.
BIt's a popular tree.
毒舌使用这条AWhat's everyone's opinion on my new haircut?
BIt's very... Brave.
CIt's definitely a haircut.
毒舌使用这条AI'm never wrong.
BYou said penguins could fly.
CAnd that the moon was a big lamp.
AI'm rarely wrong.
毒舌使用这条AI'm so organized.
BYour desk has three cups of old tea on it.
COrganized chaos is still organization.
AThank you, Character C.
毒舌使用这条AI've decided to be nicer to people.
BHow's that going?
AIt's been ten minutes and I'm exhausted.
CPersonal growth is hard.
毒舌使用这条AMovie night! I picked the movie.
BIs it the one about the talking dog again?
AIt's a classic.
CWe've watched it nine times.
毒舌使用这条AI made dinner.
BIt's on fire.
AIt's flambé.
CIt's a crime scene.
毒舌使用这条ACan we have one normal day?
BDefine normal.
CNormal is a setting on the washing machine, not a lifestyle.
毒舌使用这条AWhy am I always the one who has to plan everything?
BBecause you're good at it.
CAnd because we'd plan a trip to the moon by accident.
毒舌使用这条AI don't need anyone.
Character B and Character C silently sit on either side of Character A.
A...Fine. Maybe I need two people.
温馨使用这条AWhy is everyone in my room?
BYou said you had a bad dream.
CSo we brought the backup pillows and the emergency snacks.
AYou have emergency snacks?
BFor you, always.
温馨使用这条AWho wants to come grocery shopping?
BMe!
CMe!
AOkay, but nobody is getting another plant.
Two hours later, they come home with five plants.
温馨使用这条