Incorrect Quotes 合集
模板库里的每一条 Incorrect Quote，按阵容人数从单人到六人分组。先用占位名浏览，再点“使用这条”，就能把任意一条提示带着你自己的角色在生成器里打开。
1 人语录
AI have a plan.
Character A does not, in fact, have a plan.
混乱使用这条AToday I will be productive.
Four hours later, Character A has alphabetized the spice rack and done nothing else.
AProductive is a spectrum.
混乱使用这条AI'm not lost. I'm exploring with confidence.
Character A has passed the same fountain six times.
混乱使用这条AI'm going to make breakfast.
The smoke alarm goes off.
ABreakfast is ready. It's cereal now.
混乱使用这条AI don't need instructions.
Character A is now holding three extra screws and a shelf that leans to the left.
AThe extra screws are a bonus.
混乱使用这条AOkay, one episode and then bed.
It is 4 a.m. Character A has finished the season.
AThat was one episode in spirit.
混乱使用这条AI've decided to adopt a duck.
AI didn't adopt it. It followed me home. Same thing.
混乱使用这条AMy plan has two steps.
AStep one is panic. Step two is also panic, but faster.
混乱使用这条AWho needs a map when you have vibes?
Character A is now in a different town.
混乱使用这条AI'm putting all my money into snacks. It's called investing in morale.
混乱使用这条AI tried to be normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.
混乱使用这条AI sent a voice message to the wrong group chat.
AAnyway, I live in the forest now.
混乱使用这条ALife tip: if you walk fast enough with a clipboard, nobody asks questions.
混乱使用这条AOh good, a group project. My favorite way to do four people's work.
毒舌使用这条AI love waking up early. Said no one. Especially not me.
毒舌使用这条AOh wow, another meeting that could have been an email. My heart is full.
毒舌使用这条AI'm not saying I'm always right. I'm just never wrong.
毒舌使用这条AMonday called. I didn't pick up.
毒舌使用这条ASure, I'd love to hear your opinion. Said my polite face. My real face left the room.
毒舌使用这条AI'm a morning person. The morning just isn't a me thing.
毒舌使用这条AYes, I'm listening. I'm just doing it with my eyes closed and my brain somewhere else.
毒舌使用这条AThe group chat has been silent for six hours. Finally, peace. I'm devastated.
毒舌使用这条AI don't procrastinate. I give my tasks time to mature.
毒舌使用这条AAh yes, "a quick question." My favorite forty-minute conversation.
毒舌使用这条AI would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
毒舌使用这条AI made too many cookies.
Character A made exactly enough cookies to give one to everyone they love.
温馨使用这条ARule one of my house: if you are sad, you get the good blanket.
AThere is no rule two. The blanket is enough.
温馨使用这条AI saw a dog today and it wagged at me.
AI am going to be emotional about this for a week.
温馨使用这条ARemember to drink water. I'm not your parent. I'm just a person who wants you to be okay.
温馨使用这条AI keep a jar of nice notes people wrote me. It's almost full.
Character A starts a second jar.
温馨使用这条AI planted tomatoes. Three of them grew.
AI have named all three. I will be telling you about them.
温馨使用这条AToday was hard, so I'm making soup and calling it self-care.
温馨使用这条AYour friend is proud of you. I'm the friend. I'm proud of you.
温馨使用这条AI told my plant it's doing great. It grew a new leaf.
APositive feedback works on everyone.
温馨使用这条Character A leaves sticky notes with tiny doodles on every door in the house.
ANobody should have to open a door without a little encouragement.
温馨使用这条AIf you ever need a ride at 2 a.m., call me. I'll complain the whole way, but I'll come.
温馨使用这条AI learned everyone's coffee order. It's my love language.
温馨使用这条AI'm not saying I wrote a song about you. I'm saying it has your name in the title.
浪漫使用这条AI'm not blushing. It's just warm in here. And by "here" I mean near you.
浪漫使用这条AI wrote your name in my notebook. Just once. Okay, forty-two times.
浪漫使用这条AI practiced saying hi to you in the mirror. The mirror said I did great.
浪漫使用这条AIs it a crush if I just want to share every good snack with you?
AAsking for me. I'm the friend.
浪漫使用这条AI saw a sunset and thought of you. Then I saw a cat and thought of you again.
浪漫使用这条AI'm saving the last slice of cake for you. This is the most romantic thing I have ever done.
浪漫使用这条AMy playlist used to be sad songs. Now it's all songs that remind me of you. Disgusting.
浪漫使用这条AI didn't plan a date. I planned a "casual hangout" with candles, a picnic, and a speech.
浪漫使用这条AYou laughed at my joke today and I've been replaying it like a highlight reel.
浪漫使用这条AI'm not in love. I just think about you at a normal amount. The normal amount is constantly.
浪漫使用这条AThe prophecy says the chosen one will rise at dawn.
Character A hits snooze for the third time.
AThe prophecy can wait ten more minutes.
奇幻使用这条AI studied magic for ten years.
Character A accidentally turns their own hat into a pigeon.
AAnd it shows.
奇幻使用这条AI am the last of the dragon riders.
Character A is riding a very large goose.
ABudget cuts.
奇幻使用这条AI have trained for this battle my whole life.
Character A trips on their own cape.
APhase two of the training starts now.
奇幻使用这条AEvery hero needs a weapon. Mine is a spoon. It's an enchanted spoon. Don't laugh.
奇幻使用这条AThe ancient spell book says to whisper the words.
Character A sneezes mid-spell. A small cloud now follows Character A everywhere.
奇幻使用这条AI am a wizard of great power.
ASpecifically, I can make toast. Perfect toast. Every time.
奇幻使用这条AThe quest map says "here be dragons."
AI'm going to pretend I didn't read that and go anyway.
奇幻使用这条AI tamed a griffin today.
The griffin is sitting on Character A, and Character A cannot get up.
AIt tamed me back.
奇幻使用这条AVillains always monologue. That's why I bring snacks to every fight.
奇幻使用这条ARule one of dungeon crawling: never trust a chest that smiles at you.
奇幻使用这条AI accepted the quest before asking what it was.
AApparently I am now in charge of a kingdom's lost socks.
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2 人语录
AWhy is there a goat in the living room?
BDefine "goat."
AThe animal. Eating the curtains.
BOh, that's Gerald. Emotional support goat.
AFor who?
BFor Gerald.
混乱使用这条APlease tell me you didn't microwave a fork again.
BI didn't microwave a fork again.
AThank you.
BI microwaved a spoon. Totally different.
混乱使用这条AWhat are you doing?
BMaking a fort out of couch cushions.
AYou're an adult.
BCorrect. So it has a mortgage.
混乱使用这条AWe have one rule in this kitchen.
BDon't set it on fire?
ADon't set it on fire AGAIN.
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怎样使用这份 Incorrect Quotes 列表
每张卡片展示一条模板，用 Character A、B、C 等代替名字。挑一条适合你角色的，点“使用这条”，生成器就会载入这条提示，你只需填入名字和代词。
列表分成多页，手机上也能快速打开。提示先按阵容人数、再按氛围排序，所以单人梗在最前，六人大乱斗在最后。所有提示均为原创，并已排查脏话和露骨内容。模板库目前为英文。