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2 人语录
AHow did you get on the roof?
BAmbition.
AHow do you get down?
BThat's a problem for future Character B.
混乱使用这条BI've decided to become a morning person.
AIt's 4 PM.
BI'm easing into it.
混乱使用这条ADid you just high-five a pigeon?
BIt started it.
混乱使用这条AI have a secret. Want to hear it?
BYes.
AGreat, so do I. Goodbye.
混乱使用这条AWhy is there a goat in the kitchen?
BYou said we needed a lawnmower.
AWe don't have a lawn.
BThen the goat is a pet now.
混乱使用这条AI'm going to sneeze.
BDon't you dare, we're hiding.
Character A sneezes so loudly that the lights turn on.
混乱使用这条AWhat's the worst that could happen?
BPlease stop saying that. Every time you say that, something catches fire.
混乱使用这条AI found a shortcut.
BThrough a river?
AIt's a wet shortcut.
混乱使用这条ADo you want the good news or the bad news?
BGood news.
AThere is no good news. I just wanted you to have hope for a second.
混乱使用这条BDid you just put ketchup on cake?
AI'm a pioneer, Character B. History will understand me.
混乱使用这条AOkay, I'm going to say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Ready? Pancakes.
BLawsuit.
AI'm not going to ask.
混乱使用这条AI accidentally adopted a cat.
BHow do you accidentally adopt a cat?
AI made eye contact.
混乱使用这条AI've been awake for 30 hours and I've never felt more alive.
BYou're talking to a lamp.
AThe lamp gets me.
混乱使用这条ALet's do something fun tonight.
BLike what?
ARearrange every piece of furniture and then forget where we put the couch.
混乱使用这条BWhy are you whispering?
AThe fridge is listening.
BThe fridge is not listening.
AThat's exactly what the fridge wants you to think.
混乱使用这条AI signed us up for a cooking class.
BNeither of us can cook.
AThat's why I signed up for the advanced one. Go big or go home.
混乱使用这条AI need your help hiding something.
BWhat did you do?
AI bought another houseplant.
BThat's your fourth this week.
混乱使用这条AWhat if dogs could talk?
BThey'd probably ask why you're like this.
混乱使用这条AI've decided to become a pirate.
BYou get seasick in the bathtub.
AA land pirate, then.
混乱使用这条BWho taught you to drive?
AA racing video game and pure confidence.
混乱使用这条AShould we be worried that the microwave is beeping in Morse code?
BOnly if it's spelling our names.
It is spelling their names.
混乱使用这条ARock, paper, scissors for the last cookie.
BRock.
ALightning bolt. I win.
BThat's not a thing!
混乱使用这条ASay the alphabet backwards.
BWhy?
AI don't know, I just wanted to watch you suffer.
混乱使用这条ARemember the plan. Stay calm.
Character A immediately screams and runs into a bush.
BGreat plan.
混乱使用这条AI baked bread!
BIt's... Purple.
AI didn't say it was good bread.
混乱使用这条AHold my snack, I'm going to fight that pigeon.
BPlease don't fight the pigeon.
AIt looked at me funny.
混乱使用这条ADo you ever think before you act?
BThinking is for people with backup plans.
AYou don't have a plan.
BExactly. No time to think.
毒舌使用这条AYou look tired.
BThanks, I worked hard on it.
毒舌使用这条ABe honest. Is my cooking that bad?
BThe smoke alarm cheers when you're done.
毒舌使用这条AI'm a people person.
BYou hid in the bathroom at your own birthday party.
AAnd the people there were lovely. From a distance.
毒舌使用这条ACan you keep a secret?
BCan you?
A...No.
BThen why are we doing this?
毒舌使用这条AI'm going to be the bigger person.
BSince when?
ASince right after I win this argument.
毒舌使用这条AWhat's your opinion on my new haircut?
BIt's very... Brave.
AThat's not a compliment.
BIt's not an insult either. It's a weather report.
毒舌使用这条ADo you think I'm smart?
BI think you're very good at being confident.
毒舌使用这条AWow, you cleaned your room!
BI moved everything under the bed.
ASo you invented a second room.
毒舌使用这条AI'm on time today!
BIt's Tuesday. The party was Saturday.
毒舌使用这条AYou're so dramatic.
BI am NOT dramatic. I'm just the main character and the world refuses to cooperate.
毒舌使用这条BWhat's your secret to staying so calm?
AI've given up.
毒舌使用这条AHow do I look?
BLike someone who got dressed in the dark during an earthquake.
AThank you, that was the look.
毒舌使用这条AI've been told I have a great personality.
BBy who?
AMostly by me, but it still counts.
毒舌使用这条ACan you be nice for once?
BI was nice yesterday. Look where it got me. Here. Talking to you.
毒舌使用这条AI made you a coffee.
BYou made yourself a coffee and then got bored of it.
AAnd now it's yours. Generosity.
毒舌使用这条ADo you ever think before you talk?
BRarely. It slows me down.
毒舌使用这条BI'm a great listener.
AWhat did I just say?
BSomething about... Listening?
毒舌使用这条AYou're late.
BI'm fashionably late.
AYou're wearing two different shoes.
BFashionably.
毒舌使用这条ADid you just roll your eyes at me?
BNo, I was looking for my patience. It's somewhere in the back of my head.
毒舌使用这条AI'm the best cook in this house.
BYou're the only one who eats your food, so technically you're also the worst.
毒舌使用这条ACould you be any slower?
BDon't challenge me. You know I can.
毒舌使用这条AI think I'm getting better at singing.
BThe neighbors moved out.
ACoincidence.
毒舌使用这条ALet me guess, you have a plan.
BI always have a plan.
AIs it a good plan?
BLet's not ask questions we can't handle.
毒舌使用这条BCan I get your honest opinion?
ANo. You can get my polite one, though.
毒舌使用这条AYou're my favorite person.
BI'm the only one who answers your texts.
AThat's what makes you my favorite.
毒舌使用这条AI got lost again.
BYou've lived here for six years.
AAnd the town keeps moving things.
毒舌使用这条ADid you finish the homework?
BDefine "finish."
ADid you start it?
BDefine "start."
毒舌使用这条AI'm going to be productive today.
BYou said that yesterday.
AAnd yesterday I was very productive at napping.
毒舌使用这条BBe honest, am I annoying?
AOnly on days that end in Y.
毒舌使用这条AI finally finished my painting!
BIt's amazing. Can I hang it in my room?
AIt's a painting of a sad potato.
BIt's an amazing sad potato.
温馨使用这条AYou always know what to say.
BI don't. I just know you, and that's usually enough.
温馨使用这条AWhat are you writing in that notebook?
BA list of all the times you made me laugh this year.
AHow long is it?
BI'm on page four.
温馨使用这条AWant to come to my family dinner?
BAre you sure?
AMom already set a plate for you. You're stuck with us now.
温馨使用这条ARain is ruining our picnic.
BIndoor picnic. Living room floor. I'll get the blanket.
温馨使用这条AYou didn't have to stay up to wait for me.
BI didn't. I was just sitting by the door with snacks for no reason.
温馨使用这条AI'm not good at anything.
BYou remember everyone's coffee order. You remembered mine after one time.
AThat's not a skill.
BIt's my favorite skill.
温馨使用这条AWhy do you always carry two umbrellas?
BIn case you forget yours.
AI always forget mine.
BI know.
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