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4 人语录
ALet's go camping!
BI've never been camping.
CI've been camping once and got chased by a goose.
DI'll bring the tent. I think I have a tent. I have a bedsheet.
混乱使用这条AWhat's the plan?
BWe go in loud.
CWe go in quiet.
DWe go get tacos.
ATacos it is.
混乱使用这条ARemember, the escape room has a one-hour time limit.
Five minutes later, Character B is stuck in a cabinet, Character C has eaten a clue, and Character D is crying.
AWe're doing great.
混乱使用这条AI think the car is making a weird noise.
BThat's Character C singing.
CYou're welcome.
DPlease make it stop.
混乱使用这条AWho wants to play a board game?
BNot Monopoly.
CDefinitely not Monopoly.
DLast time we played Monopoly, we didn't speak for a week.
AMonopoly it is.
混乱使用这条AI've made a terrible mistake.
BWhat did you do?
AI told my mom we'd all come to dinner.
CThat's not terrible.
AMom is making the "experimental" casserole.
DOh no.
混乱使用这条ADid anyone feed the fish?
BI did.
CI did.
DI did.
The fish is now the size of a small dog.
混乱使用这条AWhy is there a bounce house in the living room?
BIt was on sale.
CAnd it's very bouncy.
DWe've already voted. It stays.
混乱使用这条AThis road trip will be perfectly calm.
BWho packed the snacks?
CI packed only marshmallows.
DI brought a karaoke machine.
AI take it back.
混乱使用这条ASay one nice thing about each other.
BCharacter C has nice shoes.
CCharacter D is good at hiding.
DCharacter B is... Present.
AThis is why we can't have nice things.
毒舌使用这条AWho ate the last slice of cake?
BNot me.
CNot me.
DCan I ask why you're accusing me with your eyes?
AYou have frosting on your nose.
DThat's my natural complexion.
毒舌使用这条ALet's take a group photo!
BGreat, another picture of me blinking.
CI'll be the blurry one.
DI'll be out of frame on purpose.
ASo supportive. Truly.
毒舌使用这条AWow, what a lovely morning.
BIt's raining.
CAnd Monday.
DAnd the coffee machine is broken.
ALike I said, lovely.
毒舌使用这条AI'm a natural leader.
BYou got us lost at the mall.
CTwice.
DIn one afternoon.
毒舌使用这条AOkay, honest opinions only. How was my cooking?
BMemorable.
CUnique.
DI'm still chewing.
毒舌使用这条AShould I text my ex?
BNo.
CNo.
DAbsolutely not.
ASo that's a maybe.
毒舌使用这条AI've been practicing my dance moves.
BIs that what that was?
CI thought you were swatting a bee.
DFor an hour.
毒舌使用这条AWho wants to hear about my day?
BNot really.
CIs it about the parking spot again?
AIt's about the parking spot again.
DPull up a chair, everyone.
毒舌使用这条AI'm a very patient person.
BYou yelled at a vending machine yesterday.
CAnd the toaster last week.
DThe toaster deserved it.
毒舌使用这条AWhy does nobody listen to me?
BWhat?
CDid someone say something?
DI think it was the wind.
毒舌使用这条AI've decided to be the bigger person.
BSince when?
ASince five minutes ago.
CHow's it going?
ATerrible. I want to be petty again.
DWelcome back.
毒舌使用这条AGroup project time! I'll do the research.
BI'll do the slides.
CI'll do the presentation.
DI'll do moral support from a beanbag.
毒舌使用这条AI think I'm getting smarter.
BYou put orange juice in your cereal this morning.
CAnd called it brunch innovation.
DGenius is often misunderstood.
毒舌使用这条ALet's have a calm, mature conversation.
BOkay.
CSure.
Character D walks in wearing a dinosaur costume.
ANever mind.
毒舌使用这条AI've been working out.
BI can tell.
CReally?
BNo.
DBrutal.
毒舌使用这条AGroup hug!
BNo.
CNo.
DAbsolutely not.
They all hug anyway.
温馨使用这条AHappy birthday! We all chipped in for your present.
BIt's a scarf. I knitted the first part.
CI knitted the middle.
DI knitted the part that's mostly knots.
AIt's perfect.
温馨使用这条AI don't have a family.
BWrong. You have us.
CPlus the cat.
DThe cat counts double.
温馨使用这条AI'm scared of starting at a new school.
BWe'll walk you to the door.
CAnd we'll wait at the gate when it's over.
DAnd there will be ice cream.
温馨使用这条AFamily dinner every Sunday?
BWe're not related.
CFamily isn't about that.
DExactly. Also, I'm bringing the lasagna.
温馨使用这条AI don't feel like I'm good at anything.
BYou're great at making people laugh.
CYou're the best listener I know.
DAnd you make the best pancakes on the planet.
A...Okay, maybe I'm good at a few things.
温馨使用这条AWhy is everyone at my door?
BYou said you were having a bad day.
CSo we brought pizza.
DAnd a puppy we borrowed from the neighbor.
温馨使用这条AI miss home.
BThen we'll make this place feel like home.
CI'll cook your favorite meal.
DI'll put up your posters.
温馨使用这条APicnic in the park this weekend?
BI'll bring sandwiches.
CI'll bring the blanket.
DI'll bring the frisbee and lose it in the first five minutes.
温馨使用这条AThank you for always being here for me.
BAlways.
CForever.
DEven when you sing in the shower.
温馨使用这条AI'm nervous about my first art show.
BWe'll be there.
CFront row.
DWearing matching shirts with your face on them.
APlease don't.
DAlready printed.
温馨使用这条AI made a mistake and everyone saw.
BEveryone saw how you fixed it, too.
CThat was the impressive part.
DAlso nobody remembers anything after lunch.
温馨使用这条ALet's make a promise to always stay friends.
BPinky promise.
CPinky promise.
DCan we make it a whole-hand promise? It feels stronger.
温馨使用这条It's Character A's first day at the new job.
BGood luck!
CYou've got this!
DWe packed your lunch with a note in it!
温馨使用这条AI'm so tired.
BGo to bed. I'll do the dishes.
CI'll walk the dog.
DI'll guard the door so nobody wakes you up.
温馨使用这条AI learned how to bake cookies!
BCan we try one?
Everyone takes a bite.
CThese are amazing.
DCan you teach us?
温馨使用这条AWhy is Character B acting weird?
CCharacter D smiled at them.
AAnd?
CCharacter B has been staring at a wall for twenty minutes.
BThe wall is very interesting.
浪漫使用这条AWho wants the last seat?
BCharacter C can have it.
CNo, Character B can have it.
DI'm just going to sit here and watch you two be in love.
浪漫使用这条AWho wants to be my date to the ball?
BMe!
CMe!
DI already have a date. It's Character A.
AOh. Okay then.
浪漫使用这条ACharacter B and Character C are holding hands again.
DThey think we don't notice.
BWe can hear you.
CWe don't care.
浪漫使用这条ASpin the bottle?
BWe're playing with a ketchup bottle.
CIt landed on Character D.
DI'd like to file a formal complaint against the ketchup.
浪漫使用这条ACharacter B, you've been staring at Character C for ten minutes.
BI'm not staring.
DYou're drawing a heart on the table with your finger.
浪漫使用这条ADouble date tonight?
BI'll bring Character C.
DI'll bring Character A.
AThat's... The same group as always.
DExactly. Romantic.
浪漫使用这条ALet's make a bet on when Character B finally confesses to Character C.
DThis week.
CI can hear you.
BI'm confessing right now. Is that okay?
CFinally.
浪漫使用这条AValentine's Day plans?
BWatching a movie with Character C.
CCooking dinner with Character B.
DCrying into a bowl of popcorn alone.
ACome watch the movie with me, Character D.
浪漫使用这条AWhy did Character B just walk into a door?
CCharacter D smiled at Character B.
DI didn't mean to cause damage.
浪漫使用这条AI'm officially the wingman of this group.
BYou set me up with Character C by accident.
AAnd it worked.
DAnd now you're setting me up next, aren't you?
AAlready on it.
浪漫使用这条AThe secret admirer letter is signed with a little star.
BCharacter C draws stars on everything.
CThat's a coincidence.
DCharacter C, you're blushing.
浪漫使用这条AIs this a date or a group hangout?
BYes.
CBoth.
DI'm just here for the fries.
浪漫使用这条ACouples costume contest!
BCharacter C and I are going as peanut butter and jelly.
DThen I'll be the bread.
AI'm the knife. I spread the love.
浪漫使用这条AWhy does Character B have a love song playlist?
CIt's titled "Character C."
BI can explain.
DYou really can't.
浪漫使用这条AOur party needs a healer, a fighter, a wizard and a rogue.
BI'm the fighter!
CI'm the wizard!
DI'm the rogue.
AGreat, then I'm the... Oh no.
BHealer, hand over the snacks.
奇幻使用这条AWho has the map?
BCharacter C.
CI gave it to Character D.
DI used it to start the campfire.
AThat was our only way home!
DAnd now we are warm.
奇幻使用这条AOur party is complete. The knight, the mage, the archer, and the bard.
BI'm the knight.
CI'm the mage.
DI'm the archer.
ASo I'm the bard. Brace yourselves.
奇幻使用这条AThe dragon is guarding the treasure.
BI'll distract it.
CI'll grab the gold.
DI'll stay here and cheer.
AEvery team needs a cheerleader.
奇幻使用这条AThe ancient door has four locks.
BAnd four keys.
CAnd one of us lost a key.
DI know where it is. I'm sorry. I ate it.
AHow?
奇幻使用这条AWe need to cross the haunted forest.
BIs it really haunted?
CThe trees just waved at me.
DThat's a yes.
奇幻使用这条AOur new quest is to save the princess.
BThe princess does not need saving.
Ironically, the princess shows up and saves all four of them.
CI'm a fan.
DSame.
奇幻使用这条ATeam, we've been cursed.
BWhat's the curse?
AEvery time we lie, we turn into a duck.
CThat's not so bad.
Character C is now a duck.
DBold strategy.
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