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• AWho left a goose in the kitchen?

  BDefine 'left'.

  CThey are not wrong. The goose chose to stay.

  AWhy is the goose wearing their scarf?

  CWe share now.

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• AOkay, who broke the vacuum?

  BCharacter C did.

  CCharacter B did!

  AThen why does it have glitter inside?

  Character B and Character C slowly turn to look at each other.

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• AI asked you to watch the soup for five minutes.

  BAnd I watched it.

  CWe watched it catch on fire. Very closely.

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• AWhy is the car full of balloons?

  BCharacter C said "go big or go home."

  CAnd we can't go home. The balloons are blocking the doors.

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• AWe need a getaway driver.

  BI can drive!

  CYou drove into a lake.

  BThe lake was in the wrong place.

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• AWhat's that noise?

  BNothing.

  CIt's a duck.

  BIt's a nothing duck.

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• AWho ate my leftovers?

  BNot me.

  CNot me.

  There is sauce on Character C's face.

  COkay, it was a little me.

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• AOkay team, I have a plan.

  BOh no.

  CIs it the one with the trampoline?

  AIt's always the one with the trampoline.

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• AWhy is the office full of balloons?

  BCharacter C said we needed to "lift the mood."

  CAnd I meant it literally.

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• ANobody touch the big red button.

  Character B touches the big red button.

  CWhat does it do?

  AIt orders forty pizzas.

  CHero.

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• AI lost my keys.

  BThey're in your hand.

  AI lost my other keys.

  CYou only have one set of keys.

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• ALet's play hide and seek.

  BWe're adults.

  CI'm already hiding.

  BWhere?

  CI'm not telling you, that's the point.

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• AI signed us up for a talent show.

  BWhat's our talent?

  AWe have three days to figure that out.

  CI can juggle oranges. Two of them.

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• AI put glitter in the air vents.

  BWhy?

  AFor morale.

  CThe whole building is sparkling.

  AMorale is up.

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• BWhere's Character A?

  CClimbing the bookshelf to get the cookies we hid.

  BWe hid them there so that wouldn't happen.

  CWe underestimated the hunger.

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• AIs it a bad sign that the GPS just said "good luck"?

  BYes.

  CNo, I think it's being supportive.

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• ALet's split up and search for clues.

  BThat's how every horror movie starts.

  CThen let's split up into one group.

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• AWe should start a band.

  BNone of us play instruments.

  CI own a kazoo.

  AThen we're a kazoo band. We start tomorrow.

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• AWhy is the smoke alarm singing?

  BI programmed it to play our theme song.

  CWe have a theme song?

  BWe do now.

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• AHow did we end up at the airport?

  BYou said "let's go somewhere."

  CAnd I said "anywhere."

  AThat's on both of us, really.

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• AOkay, who wants to try my new smoothie?

  BWhat's in it?

  ASpinach, bananas, and a secret ingredient.

  CIs the secret ingredient chaos?

  AIt's pickles.

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• AI bought a canoe.

  BWe live in the desert.

  CThen we wait for rain. Patiently. In the canoe.

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• AI'm the responsible one.

  BYou put a fork in the toaster yesterday.

  CAnd today they tried to pet a wasp.

  AThe wasp looked lonely.

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• AGroup meeting! Who wants to start?

  BNot me.

  CNot me either.

  AGreat. Meeting adjourned. Same time next week.

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